Snarkfest Ads

I just saw a "Get Hairapy" ad in the Happy thread, and now I keep hearing Mario Cantone's voice. This may accomplish what the past 36 hours didn't, and make me snap.

I like how all the ads in this thread are ads about ads.

Can we use our posts in this thread to influence what Google sticks in the ad section? Like, by mentioning inherently funny words, say "armpits" or "squirrel"?

"Weasley!"

...

"Weasley!"

...

"Weasley!"

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels

Couldn't do any harm - anything is better than the ads for haemerrhoid cream in the Psychotic Fans thread

And yet somehow that's so appropriate.

Squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel.

Perhaps posting a few news stories would help

The life of a celebrity squirrel

Crime fighting squirrel cracks case

Council builds bridge so squirrels can cross road safely

Oh noes! Immigration controls on squirrels

Oh noes Part Two! Squirrel dies trying to escape from chimney

There should be more squirrels. Squirrels are so hot right now. Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.

Dude, squirrels are so freaking scary. I hate squirrels. There were some evil squirrels om my old campus. I swear, those squirrels stood on branches above the sidewalk, and then the squirrels threw acorns at pedestrians. That's when the squirrels weren't begging for food.

It's not working! I keep getting ads for "The Gift of Insight"--apparently, all my relatives want a subscription to The Economist for Christmas.

Anyway, to help out: SQUIRRELS! Squirreling squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrels.

The most psychotic squirrels in the world live on the University of Chicago campus. Be warned. Those squirrels have no match on earth.

Fox squirrels are way cute, when you see them. They're also a totally different species of squirrel from grey squirrels, black squirrels and red squirrels (brown squirrels?)--all of which are the same species of squirrel.

In conclusion, squirrel squirrel squirrel. Squirrel is the weirdest-looking word right now and I keep thinking I've misspelled squirrel. Squirrel?

Penis.

Just curious.

Oh, dear. You poor thing. Nobody explained the birds and bees to you when you were young?

As for the rest of you, you're getting pretty squirrelly.

And somehow between "penis" and "squirrels," we get Mitsubishi and Computer Security.

I think that's just PENIS.

Nah, I've been getting Mitsubishi for a while.

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"squirrels" doesn't even look like a word anymore.

ETA: Woot! "Squirrel Lovers Paradise" and "2007 Squirrel Calander"!

This post has been edited by Queen Esther on December 04, 2006 02:09 am

I think the Googlepigeons have sussed our cunning plan because all I'm getting is sites that tell you how to improve your ad ranking. No squirrel calendars at all. And that makes me sad.

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ETA Victory! (though not for the squirrels since all the ads are for pest control companies)

I don't see the ads. Does my browser (Camino) have a GoogleAds blocker? I didn't install one.

Heh. Right now all my ads are for ... wait for it ... advertising.

Too much meta make head hurt.

Everybody stop saying the word containing a and d and s! MORE SQUIRREL.

Squirrels are hip.
Squirrels are cool.
Squirrels are full of squirrely squirrel goodness. SQUIRREL.

It worked! Three out of four ads mention squirrels.

I'm still not getting any squirrels. Hmmph.

Terrible Raunchy Squirrel Sonnet

That gray creature on the lawn doth taunt me,
Its half bare tail waves softly in the breeze.
Mr. Puffy Cheeks runs swiftly up a tree.
Truth is, our squirrels like to striptease.

Stupid critters have fungus in their brains;
Cheeky dolts show off their nutty nutsacks.
Hiding acorns for later when it rains,
Expecting human raids on squirrelly barracks.

Like I want your "acorns," Mr. Fuzzbutt.
It wouldn't hurt to be polite today,
And not expose me to your squirrely smut --
When I see that shit I wanna run away.

I believe our squirrels need a warder;
Our yard wants SVU: Lawn Order.

Unicorn. Kumquat. Aristotle.

Somewhere out there, an advertising executive is cursing us all.

In conclusion, cantelope anemone.

Squirrels!
Squirrels are great, squirrels are cute!
Squirrels are fuzzy and chubby to boot!
Squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels!

SQUIRRELS!

(No squirrel ads for me yet.)