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SelfAmused	Posted: October 28, 2009 06:46 pm
B-List	As crazy as kids get, I'd never heard of anyone considering a "discipline syringe" for classroom management. Holy shit. -------------------- It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future. -- Sarah Palin

Posted: October 28, 2009 08:21 pm

A-List, Oscar Winner

What the fuck?!

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One three-year-old boy had eight needle wounds and was allegedly punished for refusing to take a nap, the newspaper said.

Yes, because STABBING HIM is totally going to solve that problem.

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I wanted a Harry Winston choker for my birthday; instead I got a conscience.
--Blair Waldorf

Cynara	Posted: October 28, 2009 08:52 pm
A-List	Dude, jabbing toddlers with hazardous sharp objects TOTALLY gets them to calm down! (Although, 37 kids on her own? Holy crap. I'd probably have a nervous breakdown, but I still wouldn't STAB MY STUDENTS.) -------------------- "What ho, my beautiful young girlfriend with mom hair! Let us go eat hot dogs in Central Park and feed ducks! That's a thing, right?"-- laurelin kit channels CTC's interpretation of his marriage

Eris Rising	Posted: November 03, 2009 11:56 am
A-List	I thought that it was bad when I had to explain to my roommate that screaming at his daughter for not going to sleep probably wasn't going to make her go to sleep any faster. Now I can put that in perspective. -------------------- Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. -Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five

The Dude	Posted: November 04, 2009 10:19 pm
Screen Legend	B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks "I just want to know what her problem is" Horatio Caine: Guess I should puts on sunglasses wear a cup.

Eris Rising	Posted: November 07, 2009 04:46 pm
A-List	Hey 911? This guy stole my weed while I was getting drunk in a tavern, so now I'm on the road trying to find him. 'Scuse me, gotta throw up... -------------------- Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. -Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five

Eris Rising	Posted: November 19, 2009 10:34 pm
A-List	Peruvian criminals arrested for killing people to use their fat in cosmetics. -------------------- Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. -Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five

Posted: November 19, 2009 11:08 pm

A-List, Oscar Winner

QUOTE (Eris Rising @ November 19, 2009 10:34 pm)

Dang.

dinahmoe	Posted: November 19, 2009 11:14 pm
A-List, Oscar Nominee	Once again: FIGHT CLUB WAS NOT A DOCUMENTARY!! -------------------- That's not Yankees dancing! That's Devil Rays dancing!

Posted: November 20, 2009 12:36 am

Screen Legend

QUOTE (Eris Rising @ July 08, 2009 01:26 pm)

This is an old story, but now, that swim club is filing for bankruptcy. Ah, justice.

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I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

Tabby	Posted: November 20, 2009 02:40 pm
A-List, Oscar Nominee	According to The Register, my go-to source for geeky news, the Large Hadron Collider is getting fired up again tomorrow. Time to start checking here again.

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