Introduce yourself. Ready, go.

Hello, I'm Sincerity. I'm 21. I like to drink. I smoke Camel Lights even though I know it's bad for me. I had low self-esteem until someone gave me a motivational speech, and now I look in the mirror and say "I'm fierce, I'm fabulous, and it's a good day to be alive, damn it".

I'm also a mod, and if you fuck with me, I'll get you banninated. Except...Well, not really.

Heya. I'm eventide82. I lurk a lot and rely on SF to get me through my work day. I'm 24 and I live in Melbourne, Australia. I work in TV production and I love to procrastinate in forums instead of doing any actual work.

I'm sneezy. I hate my boss. I work in entertainment, so I apologize in advance if I get annoying about talking about work. But it's just so topical for the forum!

I'm General Erin, or just Erin. I've heard about SF in many different places, but never joined. I decided to join after the last incarnation died. So, yes. Here I am! Hello everyone!

Oh, and I'm a theatre tech in the summer in community theatres. And a student at American Univesity. I'm a TV person, moreso than a movie person. Not that I don't love movies, I just love TV more.

I'm 31 years old, I live in Chicago, I have an awesome husband, a terrific two-year-old son, and we're expecting another arrival next June. I work in social services, which I love, except for the part where I'm poor as a result. I watch too much TV. And I spent way too much time at the old board, and plan to spend too much time here as well.

I don't think I ever properly introduced myself at the old place. So, hello!

I didn't post in here the last time, so might as well do it now! I'm sunshine95. I'm 23 and I live in Honolulu, HI. I work for the University of Hawaii doing mind-numbingly boring administrative work and I'm planning to go to grad school on the mainland next fall. I spend way too much time on SF and the internet in general.

Am Tsathoggua, also known as Tsathy. Am Ancient Evil Toad God To Whom You Must All Bow Down In Abject Fear And Trembling. Will overrun world someday, with demonic armies leaving naught but destruction and despair in wake.

Am also world's #1 Claymate.

I'm bookworm. I'm 26 and a librarian. I also have three jobs because I get paid zilch for being a librarian. I also knit. A lot.

*big wave* Hiya, I'm QueenSix. I'm 33 and in Galway in Ireland where we know it's winter because it's now cold when it rains. I have an eleven year old border collie who likes to watch TV when she's not losing her head over noises she either hears or think she hears. I'm not working at the moment because of bad health, but this gives me more time to read and post on the boards, read and watch TV so there's a bright side to it all. I do hope to be well enough to go back at some point in the New Year though. I just have to be patient.

I'm Miss M, and I'm a little peeved that the Toad God is currently C-list while I'm stuck at D-list. I'm 28 (very soon to be 29, eek!), I'm getting married one month from tomorrow, and I work in marketing for a place I affectionately call House of Crazy. I live in Boston and love the Red Sox to an unhealthy degree. I also have an epic love/hate relationship with Gwen Stefani, and I must now go elaborate on this in her thread.

I'm 18, currently wasting my parents money at a liberal arts school in Minnesota, although I orginally hail from Chicago. I work as a Girl Scout camp counselor all summer, although I haven't done any real girl scouting since I was a Brownie. I love both the middle of the woods and the big city, and when I grow up, I will be inventing a teleportation device that allows you to go from one to the other instantly. It will run on fuel from killing ticks and mosquitos.

I also plan on maiming the next person who wants to know my major. I'm a first-year! (Looking at my current study habits, I'm majoring in Internet Studies.)

Hi, mialoubug here, in Boston area with hubby and 10 year old daughter. You wouldn't know it due to my very erratic grammar practices, but I'm a communications professional in the world of health care. Snarkfest gets me through the day.

Hi, I am The Lady of Shalott. I'm eighteen years old and I'm a first-year in university in Ottawa, Canada, but I've lived in the Chicago area since I was nine, and in the Detroit metro area before that. I think I'm going to be a history major.

I enjoy reading A LOT, war movies, musicals, cross-stitching, and playing Let's Pretend I Have All The Money In The World To Throw Around Internet Shopping Extravaganza. I am an Internet junkie. I check Snarkfest about twenty gazillion times a day.

I'm 21, hail from London and am dedicating my life to finding a way to get paid to mooch around the world with a backpack gawking at all the cool stuff there is and scuba diving in hot places. In between times, I am in my third year of a degree in geology, attempting to switch to political sciences, largely because this will result in me getting eight months off during which I can work and then bugger off to India. My tutors and parents must never ever know that this is my principle motivation behind this decision. That and I'm sick of bloody rocks.

Also, the amount of time I spend staring openmouthed at the internet crazy probably says a lot about me.

ETA I salute everyone who is B-listed already. Damn, you guys are good.