You Had Me At Hello...

Scarlettfish's claim to fame is that she was once called a dork by Jasper Fforde. Who writes the dorkiest books of all time. She feels that this says everything you need to know about her.

I'm epudom, a London Snarker by birth, but a Scottish Snarker by location, Edinburgh to be precise.

I'm 33, work in IT, and in a moment of madness over the summer decided to start a part time Masters. I am now losing my mind, which is handy as my favourite place to hang out on the boards is in Psychotic Fans.

I'm alexdegenhardt. I'm 26 and work in an office in finance/banking. I'm probably the only Swiss Snarker around these parts. I'm proud habitant of Zurich, an avid reader, love listening to music and watch way too much TV.

Hi everyone! I'm jennibean, I'm 22, I lived for most of my life in Cheltenham (UK!) but about a year ago I moved to Bristol, lovely city of wonders. I work in a library, so obviously love books of all kinds, but also love tv (mostly ye olde serieseseses of Doctor Who at the moment).

Hi all, I'm in my ~~late 30's~~, oh screw it, I'm 39, making me an older snarker, I suppose.

Like sneezydove, my job frequently drives me nuts. I love to read: I'm a linguist and I love history.

And pop culture, obviously.

I'm leone, I'm Irish, 30 (feck it hurts to type that), a Discworld-devotee and a proud redhead. I love reading, music, movies and dossing around on Snarkfest instead of doing my damn job. Unlike the rest of y'all on these fine boards, I'm quite boring and not at all witty so it's a very good thing I found this place as I hope to achieve wittiness-by-osmosis.

I'm in Birmingham, AL, and I'm going to turn 28 in exactly two weeks. I'm Cleolinda on Livejournal and... I write, and like movies, and... stuff. Also, I made the new header for the board, and am stupidly proud of it.

I'm Wilhelmina (or Mina for short), I'm German and when I grow up, I want to be a lawyer. Or simply rich and soulless, whatever comes first.

Tsathy? You heard that? You know, I, for one, welcome our new amphibian overlord. (Come on, someone had to do it.)

Hey, I'm chairofutensils. Or chair, for short. I just turned 24 and am a law school student in New York City, which is at times very, very fun, and very, very stressful. When I'm not up here, I live in Florida, though I'm originally from Chicago, and slowly becoming a huge Bears fan. If only to lord it over my guy friends who are all Giants and Eagles fans.

I love to read -- mostly stupid teen novels, social histories, Harry Potter or biographies of long-dead queens (love Antonia Fraser). I also love the OC and classic rock.

I use Snarkfest to avoid learning anything about legal ethics or Constitutional Law, so I'm very glad we're back. And I too am obsessed by the psychotic fans.

I'm Swarley (a name I totally swiped from How I Met Your Mother). I used to hang out at FT (under a different name) but not so much at Snarkfest. I'm thinking that's going to change. Anyway, I'm 23 and I'm a fourth year nursing student. Soon I'll be writing finals and studying for the national exam. I doubt any of this will prevent me from being here a lot.

Hey all, it's nice to everyone again. I'm 27, grew up in Canada but am based in Glasgow, Scotland for the next 3-4 years, depending on how long it takes me to write up the ol' thesis. I love to travel, and would really be quite content if a rich relation gave me the excuse to go on a worldwide treasure/clue hunt to gain my inheritance, but sadly none of my relatives are that eccentric. When I'm not pining away for backpacking adventures in far-flung lands, I knit, surf (the cold and threat of frostbite are effective measures of keeping one on the board) and watch movies. Though not at the same time... yet.

Hello, I never introduced myself at the old board (was raised by wolves, in a barn). 26/F/Washington, DC but I don't like politics. I do like watching TV and movies, and I took up knitting so I could feel productive while I gradually expand my ass across the sofa. I live with my boyfriend and a cannibal goldfish.

Hi! I'm a new poster around these parts. I'm Catie, I'm 35 and I have a husband and a 16 month old baby boy. I've been staying at home with him for the past year, but I will be returning to work imminently. I'm a Human Resources person. Hate me at will.

I like the internets, books, movies, and I'm currently trying to knit. I know a few really cool people who post here from another forum I belong to, so I thought I would check out the new and improved Snarkfest.

Damn glad to meet you!

Hello! I'm Taiyen, and I'm a college Freshman who decided to switch universities two months into her first year. And then I found Snarkfest a week before finals. Things aren't boding well for my edumacation here, folks. On paper, I'm an English major who intends to become a librarian, but like Poubelle, I may as well be majoring in the internet, as that's where I seem to spend my days. Or, if they'd let me, I'd major in World of Warcraft or Doctor Who, my two other obsessions.

I currently live in a dorm with the Worst Roommate Ever, but will be escaping in a very happy 2 weeks.