Yay! Christmas has come early this year!

I used to be known as lurkerfromgb until it seems that Snarker 2.0 erased me. Now I'm Lurker34. To everyone that was here before, S'up!

To all the new people: Hey. Welcome aboard!

Hi!I'd finally worked up the courage to do this on the previous incarnation of SF when it died, so here I go again!

I'm Hadronia, I'm 20 years old and am starting my MSc in physics this January. I recently moved to Vancouver, from Halifax, and am extremely grateful for the warmer weather!

Welcome! Glad you found your way here, and to the west coast.

Hello, lovelies! I was also elysium at the old SF. I haven't posted at the old one in quite some time, so some of you might not remember me... but I'll probably post quite a bit while I'm on winter break! I'm 20, and I'm a sophomore at UNC-Chapel Hill. I guess that's it for now...

Estrogen: The gift that keeps on giving.

Hey! Vancouver for the win!! How 'bout that snow, eh?

Hi, I'm violet. I've been lurking since FT, and I'll probably go back to (mostly) lurking again after this post. I'm 24; I live in New England; I have a biology degree. I currently work as a data entry monkey while I look for a real job.

Hi, I'm Ashley from PA and I"m 20! (I'll be 21 on the 1-03) I've been posting for a while, but I found this thread just now. I'm currently working at Bath & Body Works part time and since I can't go back to school, I'll be looking for another job to get me out the house in the mornings.

I've been lurking for a long time, but it's a new year, so I thought maybe I would finally start posting.
Anyway, I'm aubergine! I'm 19, from Wichita and I go to the University of Kansas (and, um, sort of regretting it. Although I'm optimistic about next semester).

I'm not sure how much I'll post; I kind of forget that I can.

A little late to the party, but here goes:

Like what seems like 90% of the posters here, I'm Mallory, I'm 22 and live in the Chicago suburbs, the one that, in a fictional universe, a certain squinty tattooed guy may or may not have busted out of prison from.

Anyhoo, I graduated from the University of Illinois at Springfield last year with a degree in English, which does me absolutely no good, as I am currently a page designer with the local newspaper. I love Heroes, Lost (to a lesser extent) and Jennifer Garner. I just got engaged to my boyfriend of two years, and will be house-hunting with him when the weather gets a little nicer. So I spend my nights on Snarkfest instead of going out and spending money.

The most interesting things about me: I was born on Friday the 13th, I am terrified of skiing and I can pull a condom over my head and blow it up like a balloon in less than 45 seconds.

Another English major in the bunch! Well, you're a grad already, but still. And you're a Jen Garner fan so you're double the coolness! Welcome and please enjoy your stay here at SF!

I say without reservation that your fiance' has outstanding taste. So, just how MUCH less than 45 seconds?

35-40 seconds was my best time. It really depends on the structural integrity of the condom, the amount of lube in the condom, and how long it takes me to get the condom out of the wrapper.

It was for a college con-*test*-('"), I swear. I wasn't doing any of the other events, but I managed to find my calling in the condom event.

And Tsathy calls himself a god!

90% of the people here are named Mallory? That's fucking bizarre.