Hi, I'm Transvestite Hermaphrodite. I'm a socially inept pizza delivery driver, currently residing in a tiny Missouri town about 10 miles norht of Fort Leonard Wood. I like reading, watching TV, and messing around on the Intarwebs.

Okay, I'm an English girl, and although I feel like I'm 18, I'm about to turn 26 (which is interesting since when I quit being an actress last year, I was officially 22). I just moved from north to south London, but like to spend college breaks in New York with my bff (who is partnered with Kyan from Queer Eye, so if I seem to go a little bit obsessive if the show is mentioned, I'm not being pathetic namedropping an ex-reality star; it's because I wuv him).
I'm currently studying anthropology and English lit at Roehampton University. I want to be a writer and athropologist, and one day maybe make anthropological documentaries. I'm gay (except for Zap and I guess now tothemax) and into gay rights activism.
My main obsessions are the internet, and my two pet rats, named Snow and Kitten, who are both the light of my life and the bane of my existence; I genuinely believe there is nothing funnier than the cute things they do, and am shocked everyone doesn't feel the same way.

Just a note: we don't discuss politics on the boards.

Love him... love.

Hi, I'm pulsating brain, and I've been hanging around the snarkfest boards, albeit fairly quietly, since their inception. I'm 20 and in my third year of college in Boston, and beginning to feel the real world looming over me. I plan to be a doctor, but i'm a Lit major, and in the back of my mind I think I'll become a bestselling writer first, despite the fact that I've never written anything longer than 1500 words that wasn't for a class. If there's a spike in my posting, it's probably because I have a paper or exam coming up that I'm desperately avoiding. I hail from Minneapolis, a city which I appreciate more the more time I spend away from it. I watch far, far too much tv and movies for my own good and am an inveterate comedy/TV anglophile.

Aww shucks.

Doeth is with me, we came over from an Alternate History website where sex, religion and politics are the middle names of most of the members (well, not really). More will probably be coming, however I can say we'll be able to behave ourselves and just might make a good contribution to the community here.

I'm a nineteen year old Georgia farmboy. Family's got six chicken houses, fiftyone head of cattle, six horses and an independent gas station.

And if it must be known I'm a Christian Agrarian Anarchist, and perhaps a bit mentally unstable.

Yeah, this isn't a new rule or anything, it's just been carried over from the last board. Cleo's just doing a nice job of reminding us.

We just don't discuss politics--or agreed not to at the old board--simply because we're a very quiet, laidback, easygoing board, and politics = instant drama. We're interested in anything y'all have to say, just so long as it isn't argumentative for its own sake.

I used to work at Roehampton many moons ago, So I have many tales of just how scary Barnes station is....

I'm Amilyn (pronounced like Amyl nitrate, I'm oh so edgy you see), I'm 20 from Northern Ireland (Irish snarkers represent, yo). I'm obsessed with this new wave of British music (mainly Franz Ferdinand), and the movie awards season is my crack. I hardly post during the week due to university. I hardly stop posting in the summer when I have nothing better to do.

Most of these posts occur in the Blowing Off Steam thread, because I hate my job.

And I'm just happy to be here.

I never introduced myself on the old board, so I will now. Hi, I'm Luthien. I'm 27, a reference librarian at a library in a small city on Canada's east coast. I found Snarkfest from Cleo's journal after the FT implosion, where I was also Luthien. If any of you ever visited Chicklit, I was Luthien there too. (Gee, I'm original). You'll mostly find me in the Movies and Literary and Multimedia forums, with occasional stops in the Psychotic Fans thread. I love to read, watch movies, and travel. I collect fashion dolls (mostly with a literary or movie theme) and am inordinately proud of my DVD collection.

East coast of Canada? Does that mean Quebec/Ontario or further east? I'm in NFLD.

Hey all! I'm Paranoidgirl. I'm 30 and live in Alberta. I'm currently working as an internet tech support agent, and I live with my 2 cats, Ziggy and Lola, and my plant, Frank. I'm glad I finally joined, and I'm looking forward to chatting with you all on the various forums!

Hi, I'm dammit sami, 27, from Atlanta GA.
I love: warm weather, my 2 bad cats, booze, crabcakes, newspaper comic strips, and romance novels.
I hate: being broke, hangnails, bean sprouts, cleaning my house, irritating coworkers, and the fact that Deadwood was cancelled. GAH! I really hate that!
I graduated from college 5 years ago, but now I'm taking more undergrad classes so I can go to med school. I'm shy so I might never get off the D-List, but you all seem really nice and I'm happy to be here.

Wow, look at all the librarians! My favourite people!

No, seriously. I am in the public library a lot, and whenever I ask something, I get so much help it's totally incredible. It's like you lot sit around going, "C'mon. Ask something. Be lost! Cause I can un-lost you! I know stuff and will share this knowledge! And do so politely and friendly-ly! Is anyone looking for anything they can't find?" I usually am, so I heart the library and all who work it.

Anyhoodles, I'm random and posted, like, twice as "switch" on FT which had begun to scare me shitless in its later years, so I like Snarkfest much better.

Random-relevant data:
- carrier of XX chromosomes
- 32 (57 in Snarkfest years)
- single after much not-worth-it crappitude
- blind devotion to silly cat shows no signs of abatement
- formerly Ukrainian
- live in Toronto, or as it is correctly pronounced, Tronno
- artist - paint, draw and periodically exhibit
- also into graphic/web design
- latter more lucrative than former
- generally like high-brow stuff like Deadwood, but then binge on stuff like 24 and totally enjoy Hollywood movies provided I'm gagged with Wetzel's pretzels
- do not knit or bake
- do sometimes make own furniture with mixed results
- blog with varying degrees of frequency

Holy cow, spooloflies! You're all growed up and with an apartment and in grad school! I remember you way back from MightyBigTV and our BuffyCon in NYC (every single attendee fielding phone calls from relatives several times a day: "So everyone is normal? They are not serial killers with chainsaws? You are alive? OK, talk to you in an hour.") Is it weird to say "Aw, I'm proud of our Fox?" Cause... I kinda am :-) (also, feel old - insert "Time flies" platitude here).