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Since Tsathoggua is blatantly double-, triple- and even quadruple-posting in this thread, I demand that he (she?) should be banned, his temples razed to the ground and his armies of destruction scattered to the four quarters of the earth.

I bet Wing wouldn't have allowed herself to be defied in this manner.

I've kinda been wondering about this, but didn't want to be the one to bring it up.

Well, since it's an advice thread, I kind of don't mind that he separates his answers into different posts, so long as people understand that Tsathy's an exception to the rule and don't start double posting all over the place themselves. He is a Toad God, after all.

Surely, Your Highness, you have no need to fear the wrath of the Amphibious One. A single kiss from you and we will be released from the Reign of Terror (and we'll get a hot Prince in return !)

A hot Prince that's in love with Clay Aiken.

So really, my non-kissing is a sacred duty to the people. And to Clay.

But now exiledprincess has inherited her throne, you are the only hope for the free peoples of Middle-Earth us to throw off the tyranny of the Toad God.

We'll look into it. --vwlphb