Like getting shot in the head has ever had any affect on anything in ABCD land.

Or on soaps period (just look at Days)...

I don't even know who these people coming on All My Children are, but at least it's characters with history and backstory and not some aborted fetus from 30 years ago. And as for one of them previously appearing as a ghost? Pfft. Once again, Days has ABC beat for most absurd return to the show. During the Salem Stalker storyline on Days, Kate danced with Roman's ghost on Valentine's day. And even had sex with his ghost. And he was really alive on an island just off the coast of the Midwest. And some of the ghosts actually told the next victim who the serial killer was. But they too were alive on the island. In fact, now that I think about it, no one involved in that storyline actually died (except for Colin Murphy).

Didn't someone on Days "die", became an organ donor, and then came back to life? I bet it was John Black whose powers to defy death are the envy of Voldemort and equalled only by Stephano DiMera's.

Yeah, Jack. He was an organ donor and Jennifer had all of his organs donated after his death. Cut to 9 months later and there he is, alive and well on the DiMera Island all organs still there.

He can come back, I wish he would, but unfortunately I don't think Josh D. is ever coming back. And unless Esta completely quit acting, I'm pretty sure she's wide open.

I sadly always wanted him and Rebecca Budig to hook up in real life. Especially cause it would have saved her from Bachelor Bob. Oh, Lil' Budig. Your too cool for that.

And him from Fergie! I know it's nuts to judge the chosen life partners of people I've never met, but there it is.

Seriously. Its like their adorable lovable asses love to torment me.

I'm trying not to get too excited by the fact that RJ said he and Lindsay were soulmates on OLTL this week, because in any triangle involving Bo, they'd never let RJ win, but it's SO true and I desperately want Lindsay to realize it. I never really liked her until she and RJ became murderously scheming liar buddies. Plus they are so very very pretty together.

Since when is RJ back on OLTL? Some dude at the grocery store today totally had RJ hair, so it was weird clicking on this thread and seeing an RJ mention. Spooky.

The new writer had him pop back up to support Lindsay back in November and I believe he's back on contract. They appear to be setting up a triangle with RJ/Lindsay/Bo and also reviving the Nora/Lindsay rivalry. I absolutely adore Tim Stickney, he is is just the most beautiful man. Now if only Tuc Watkins would get back on contract.

Yeah yeah I'm glad the Giants won. NOW SHOW ME MY EFFIN SOAP.

Oh, BULLSHIT, General Hospital.

What? What happened?

They made Diego the Text Message Killer. But that show sucks so much ass non-stop I'm not sure why that reveal sucks more than anything else that happens. Though to be fair, the scabs have made it slightly better than it usually is by allowing dialogue that actually voices how much Sonny/Jason/Carly suck.