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Queen Esther- 11-30-2006
I just saw a "Get Hairapy" ad in the Happy thread, and now I keep hearing Mario Cantone's voice. This may accomplish what the past 36 hours didn't, and make me snap.

Poubelle- 11-30-2006
I like how all the ads in this thread are ads about ads.

random- 12-03-2006
Can we use our posts in this thread to influence what Google sticks in the ad section? Like, by mentioning inherently funny words, say "armpits" or "squirrel"?

mrinsouciance- 12-03-2006
"Weasley!"

...

"Weasley!"

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"Weasley!"


psammead- 12-03-2006
QUOTE (random @ December 03, 2006 06:32 am)
Can we use our posts in this thread to influence what Google sticks in the ad section? Like, by mentioning inherently funny words, say "armpits" or "squirrel"?

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels

Couldn't do any harm - anything is better than the ads for haemerrhoid cream in the Psychotic Fans thread

Eris Rising- 12-03-2006
And yet somehow that's so appropriate.

Squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel.

psammead- 12-03-2006
Perhaps posting a few news stories would help

The life of a celebrity squirrel

Crime fighting squirrel cracks case

Council builds bridge so squirrels can cross road safely

Oh noes! Immigration controls on squirrels

Oh noes Part Two! Squirrel dies trying to escape from chimney

Scarlettfish- 12-03-2006
There should be more squirrels. Squirrels are so hot right now. Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.

Queen Esther- 12-03-2006
Dude, squirrels are so freaking scary. I hate squirrels. There were some evil squirrels om my old campus. I swear, those squirrels stood on branches above the sidewalk, and then the squirrels threw acorns at pedestrians. That's when the squirrels weren't begging for food.

Poubelle- 12-03-2006
It's not working! I keep getting ads for "The Gift of Insight"--apparently, all my relatives want a subscription to The Economist for Christmas.

Anyway, to help out: SQUIRRELS! Squirreling squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrels.

The most psychotic squirrels in the world live on the University of Chicago campus. Be warned. Those squirrels have no match on earth.

Fox squirrels are way cute, when you see them. They're also a totally different species of squirrel from grey squirrels, black squirrels and red squirrels (brown squirrels?)--all of which are the same species of squirrel.

In conclusion, squirrel squirrel squirrel. Squirrel is the weirdest-looking word right now and I keep thinking I've misspelled squirrel. Squirrel?

jstilwe- 12-03-2006
Penis.

Just curious.

mrinsouciance- 12-03-2006
QUOTE (jstilwe @ December 03, 2006 08:01 pm)
Penis.

Just curious.

Oh, dear. You poor thing. Nobody explained the birds and bees to you when you were young?

As for the rest of you, you're getting pretty squirrelly.

SassafrassGreen- 12-04-2006
And somehow between "penis" and "squirrels," we get Mitsubishi and Computer Security.

Scarlettfish- 12-04-2006
I think that's just PENIS.

Queen Esther- 12-04-2006
Nah, I've been getting Mitsubishi for a while.

squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels

"squirrels" doesn't even look like a word anymore.

ETA: Woot! "Squirrel Lovers Paradise" and "2007 Squirrel Calander"!

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