I can get Jesus Ringtones! What the hell is a Jesus Ringtone? Is it Jesus saying "Excuse me, you have a phone call. Oh, and blessed are the merciful." Because I'd totally buy that.

I don't see any ads at all. I think it might be because I use Firefox 2.0 with Adblock Plus. At least I think that's why I get no ads. Could be something else, though. I don't know all that much about computers.

I'm getting ads for cakes on the front page. Truly Genevieve's powers are mighty.

Yeah Thomasina, it's because of Adblock. If you click on the arrow right next to the stop sign, it'll let you disable Adblock for Snarkfest, if you want. Incidentally, Adblock was interfering with animated icons on lj, so I had to disable it there.

I'm getting a whole lot of Catholic links, like this:

Right when they're hitting me with celibacy, google ads throws this out:

So, I get offered the opportunity to learn about a convent, then to meet hot dudes who believe in transubstantiation? I am confused as to my religiously commercial future. I mean, it used to show ads for Jewish singles, now various Catholicism-themed ones... Zoroastrian personals next?

I didn't get ads for religious singles of any sort, but I did get an ad for "Friends With Benefits." I assume the organization is non-denominational.

I keep getting one about Catholic Guilt. It's like Forumer is peering into my wretched soul.

Catholic Guilt is the most tasty delicious of any kind of guilt.

Yeah, but it goes straight to the thighs.

Snarkfest is mocking me. Today I got an ad for David's Bridal.

Two ads for Catholic Singles. The third ad? Catholic Saint. Is there some kind of subliminal message going on here?

I think Heart Detectives might just be the worst name for a dating site that I've seen.

I got 'Christ - The Hunger For Him'. Hee.

I'm getting an ad for the chance to meet one of the descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. The URL? "www.JesusIsMyGrandpappy.com." Ha!

Okay, Forumer is making me nervous.