| QUOTE (mrinsouciance @ December 27, 2006 06:59 pm) |
| You'd never pick up the phone, because you'd want to know how the story ends!! |
| QUOTE (tothemax @ December 29, 2006 12:17 pm) |
| Um, spoiler tags people! |
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| The Grandchild of Christ Meet a descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene! www.JesusIsMyGrandpappy.com |
| QUOTE (mrinsouciance @ January 03, 2007 04:28 pm) | ||
The URL is the hilarious part, I think. |
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| Where’s your claim to be descended from Jesus come from in the first place? Well, that’s a funny story, really. For some time now I’ve been interested in studying my family’s genealogy. In the course of my studies I came to learn that I am ultimately descended from European royalty. Among those ancestors are the legendary Merovingians of France. I should note here that I’m fully aware that the art of accurate genealogy can be a mite tricky. Nevertheless, I’m convinced that this much of my family tree is, as it were, solid as the proverbial rock. From there I do confess that it becomes quite a bit more speculative. But there are many legends and contemporary theories (most recently made popular by Dan Brown’s The DaVinci Code) that insist that the origin of the Merovingian birthright was a union between Jesus of Nazareth and Mary Magdalene. If those legends and theories are true, then Jesus Christ is, in fact, my grandpappy. But aren’t there thousands, even MILLIONS of people who could claim a lineage from European royalty? Yes, I reckon so. In fact, statistically speaking, given normal human procreation patterns over the course of 2000 years, it's likely that most human beings on the planet can trace a genetic line right to Grandpappy. So what makes you so special, then? I don’t rightly know. YOU’RE the one visiting MY website. But if you think you, too, might be a grandchild of Christ, feel free to let me know by clicking the "Contact the GC" link to your left, or leaving a "comment" below, or posting a message to the "Cousins' Forum". And if you're interested in showing your "Holy Grail" family pride, visit the Emporium! |
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| Are You Normal? 10 Fun Questions to see how you compare to other Americans! www.Chatterbean.com |
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| Are You a Slacker Mom? 15 fun questions that will tell you what type of parent you are! www.AreYouASlackerMom.com |