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Eris Rising- 12-27-2006
Just a couple of hours ago, I got a line of pure pirate-themed ads. Awesome.

laurelin_kit- 12-29-2006
QUOTE (mrinsouciance @ December 27, 2006 06:59 pm)
You'd never pick up the phone, because you'd want to know how the story ends!!

Spoilers: Jesus dies.

Queen Esther- 12-29-2006
More Spoilers: He comes back. And then thousands of years later the world ends.

tothemax- 12-29-2006
Um, spoiler tags people!

mrinsouciance- 12-29-2006
QUOTE (tothemax @ December 29, 2006 12:17 pm)
Um, spoiler tags people!

No kidding, now I'm not interested in bible passage ring tones anymore.

psammead- 01-02-2007
Currently I'm being offered Dolly Parton tickets on the main page. I can't pretend it's not tempting!

mrinsouciance- 01-03-2007
QUOTE
The Grandchild of Christ
Meet a descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene!
www.JesusIsMyGrandpappy.com


The URL is the hilarious part, I think.

tothemax- 01-03-2007
QUOTE (mrinsouciance @ January 03, 2007 04:28 pm)
QUOTE
The Grandchild of Christ
Meet a descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene!
www.JesusIsMyGrandpappy.com


The URL is the hilarious part, I think.

Wow. There's even a Matrix analogy that was written last month. How current!

OMG (the "G" is for grandpappy, not God"), it gets better in the FAQs:

QUOTE
Where’s your claim to be descended from Jesus come from in the first place?

Well, that’s a funny story, really.

For some time now I’ve been interested in studying my family’s genealogy. In the course of my studies I came to learn that I am ultimately descended from European royalty. Among those ancestors are the legendary Merovingians of France. I should note here that I’m fully aware that the art of accurate genealogy can be a mite tricky. Nevertheless, I’m convinced that this much of my family tree is, as it were, solid as the proverbial rock.

From there I do confess that it becomes quite a bit more speculative. But there are many legends and contemporary theories (most recently made popular by Dan Brown’s The DaVinci Code) that insist that the origin of the Merovingian birthright was a union between Jesus of Nazareth and Mary Magdalene.

If those legends and theories are true, then Jesus Christ is, in fact, my grandpappy.

But aren’t there thousands, even MILLIONS of people who could claim a lineage from European royalty?

Yes, I reckon so. In fact, statistically speaking, given normal human procreation patterns over the course of 2000 years, it's likely that most human beings on the planet can trace a genetic line right to Grandpappy.

So what makes you so special, then?

I don’t rightly know. YOU’RE the one visiting MY website. But if you think you, too, might be a grandchild of Christ, feel free to let me know by clicking the "Contact the GC" link to your left, or leaving a "comment" below, or posting a message to the "Cousins' Forum". And if you're interested in showing your "Holy Grail" family pride, visit the Emporium!

TheGC- 01-04-2007
Dude... we're Internet Geeks... the Matrix is ALWAYS current!

Thanks for visiting my site!

-- The GC

mrinsouciance- 01-05-2007
QUOTE
Are You Normal?
10 Fun Questions to see how you compare to other Americans!
www.Chatterbean.com


A question that conservatively 99% of Snarkers could answer without any damned -*test*-('").

sunshine95- 01-05-2007
I just got an ad for the TWoP book.

mrinsouciance- 01-15-2007
QUOTE
Are You a Slacker Mom?
15 fun questions that will tell you what type of parent you are!
www.AreYouASlackerMom.com


Someone thinks Britney is on SF 3.0!





jenelope- 01-16-2007
I'm so confused. One minute the ads are exhorting me to buy a bible/read the bible/go to bible school, and the next they've decided that I must worship technology, instead, and want me to buy new covers for my Lexar USB drive (how did they know?), reset my password, and beware of spyware.

Jasmine- 01-17-2007
Um, apparently one of the ads makes your computer start farting. It freaked the hell out of me when it happened, and sunshine95 in the Questions and Advice thread said that it happened to her too and it freaked her out too. Anyone else?

MichiSichi- 01-17-2007
Can someone tell the ads to change? I am only getting those Christinity is the answer, Pastor Mellissa and who is G-d type of ads... or I get the meet Jewish Singles - even the ads are confused...I need a change!

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