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inversed- 12-16-2006
I keep getting "Meet Jesus' Ancestor: Jesus is my Grandpappy" ads. What??!!

Poubelle- 12-16-2006
"Award-Winning Help Desk." I have no clue how a specific help desks wins awards. I didn't know any help desk that did internet advertising, either, but I guess you learn something new everyday.

MidgeWood- 12-16-2006
"Bling Bling Pacifier
Bling Bling Pacifiers, Rattles & More. Free Shipping! "

Seems...dangerous?

particle_person- 12-17-2006
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Critter Out - Repellents
Guaranteed most effective all natural pest repellents.
www.deerout.com


Squirrel Lovers Paradise
Everything for the Squirrel Lover! Hundreds of Gift Items!
www.squirrelsandmore.com


So...I want to repel them, yet I love them?

psammead- 12-17-2006
Rogue squirrel pack chews dog to death

StephenTrendy- 12-19-2006
On the main index page, I just got an ad for a Filipino Ringtone.

How. Odd.

tothemax- 12-20-2006
Canadian print media. How oddly specific.

rat kitten rat- 12-20-2006
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Christ-The hunger for Him
And the adoring of Him.
Everything He can do for Man and Woman.
www.hallvworthington.com


This sounds like bisexual-Jesus Bible porn. Which doesn't have much to do with the introductions thread. Although Cheetara did come back...

particle_person- 12-24-2006
Good heavens. Have you visited that site, rat kitten rat? I give you a mere sample:

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The word of the Lord to all you vain and idle minded people, who are lovers of sports, pleasures, foolish exercises, and recreations, as you call them; consider of your ways, and what it is you are doing. Was this the end of your creation? Did God make all things for you, and you to serve your lusts and pleasures? Did not the Lord make all things for you, and you for himself, to fear and worship him in spirit and in truth, in righteousness and true holiness? But where is your service of God, so long as your hearts run after lusts and pleasures? You cannot serve God and the foolish pleasures of the world, as bowling, drinking, hunting, hawking, and the like. If these have your hearts, God will not have your lips. Consider, for it is true. Therefore, from the Lord must you all witness woe and misery, tribulation and wrath, who continue in the love and practice of your vain sports, lusts, and pleasures. Now is the day, when all every where are exhorted to repentance.

squishysquidgy- 12-25-2006
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Hand Crafted Dog Gifts
Treat you and your dog this Holiday Custom made in USA - All Breeds!
TheHandCarvedDogs.com

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Goode Pest Control
Commercial, HACCP & Domestic Brisbane & Gold Coast All Pests
goodepestcontrol.com.au

Those poor squirrels.

mrinsouciance- 12-27-2006
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Down?Sad?Moody?Depressed?
Depregon is a safe and effective herbal alternative for depression.
www.newdayremedy.com


How did they know?

ETA:

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You cannot serve God and the foolish pleasures of the world, as bowling


Bowling? They're worried about BOWLING?

sunshine95- 12-27-2006
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God Wants You Well
See What God Has Provided For His Children to Cure Chronic Fatigue!
FaithMeds.com

Huh.

tothemax- 12-27-2006
Lots of ads about faith, and then this:

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The Risedale Lift Chair
is not like any you have seen before. Both stylish and discrete.
www.ActiveAndAble.com


I also saw an ad about Bible ring tones. I can't imagine anything more boring than a spoken ring tone.

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The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.

Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;

And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;

And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;

And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;

And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;

And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;

And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;

And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;

And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:

And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;

And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;

And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;

And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;

And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

mrinsouciance- 12-27-2006
You'd never pick up the phone, because you'd want to know how the story ends!!

inversed- 12-27-2006
Why would you want a ringtone that is like the worst day at church ever?

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