"VIP Tours of California." What, are there a lot of squirrels there or something?
Just noticed a bit ago that the Celebrity Schadenfreude thread had ads for Jessica Simpson shoes and something related to the Laguna Beach tv show. Heh.
After the discussion of possible Toad God merchandise in the Snarkfest Merchandise section, the ads at the top were for Christian t-shirts. Seems that if you plug "God" and "T Shirt" into Google, it responds evangelically.
You know, I'd love to buy some squirrel merchandise. Yeah, squirrels are cool. With their squirrelly squirrel stuff. Squirrels. Also spelled skwerls.
I've just got one for SQL programming language. Since we do call this Squirrel at work (we are so cool) I count this a victory!
You know, now that the squirrel challenge is almost nailed, I wonder if we could get the ads to form haikus?
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Ha!
| QUOTE | Squirrels and More Great Squirrelly Stuff Squirrel Gifts and Supplies www.squirrelsandmore.com |
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I looked at the site (oh, you must -- they have a squirrel wearing a santa hat!!) and their tag line is, "For all your rehab needs." Rehab for squirrels, which is, um, interesting. Of course it's rehabilitation for sick and baby squirrels, not, like, coked up ones, but still. I'm now really curious as to what else comes up from "SQUIRRELS" and "REHAB."
They've also trademarked the slogan "one stop shop for all your rehab needs." Wow, there's a missed opportunity.
How sad is it that I automatically thought of squirrels snorting Quick-flavored coke when ZBSL mentioned rehab for squirrels?
Okay.
The "Porn Names" thread has ads for "The Real Story of Jesus Christ". I'm just confused now.
Squirrel porn! Squirrel porn! Squirrel porn!
Squirrel Proof Feeders
Greas-*test*-('") Variety of Birding Items Same Day Shipping
www.wildbirdmart.com
Yes! And...also an ad for Dukes of Hazzard shirts.
G-d Is Love
Find Jesus Christ
Pastor Mary something
Um...huh?
In the Television forum, there's an ad for the TWOP book. Must we be haunted by the specter of Wing forever?