The Gwyneth Paltrow thread is offering me an opportunity to meet single Iranians.

Now I can meet Ukrainian beauties!

Anyone else down for some Panamanian plastic surgery? The doctors speak English!

Okay...while talking to my landlady's Swedish housesitter (whilst simultaneously typing here), I've gotten all sorts of visa help ads. This is just creepy.

There was one ad I got that was something like "Los Alamos scientists have opened a portal to Hell!" that got a raised eyebrow and a WTF? My first thought was, "Are the some of our prior advertisers getting aggressively anti-science?" Then I realized it was an ad for a book.

And ad for The Rich Jerk: "I'M RICH. YOU'E NOT. I Cracked The Code To Making Money. See How I Mke $3 Million Per Year Doing Nothing And HowYou Can Too."

Music forum: Part of me is curious to see the video for "Jigga Juice" by Lil Josh and Ernest, but the bigger part of me knows I would regret it.

The "Free 2008 Zodiac Horoscope" lady wants to eat my brains, I think.

What have I done to deserve The Two Coreys on almost every page? I take it back, whatever it is!

The "Together Christians" dating ad claims "Christians Join for Free."

I'm entirely disinclined to click on the ad, but I am curious as to what they charge non-Christians. Do Jews pay less than pagans or atheists, for example?

What about that Jewish dude Jesus? I think you'd have to give Him at least 10% off.

I got an ad for gay bear dating in the People Magazine thread. We were talking about Mario Lopez so I can understand the gay part, but certainly not the bear part.

Yeah, that does seem a little... counter-intuitive.

I am quite liking that I keep getting the Gerard Butler ringtone ads.

Didn't he get that during the bris?