I think the Googlepigeons have sussed our cunning plan because all I'm getting is sites that tell you how to improve your ad ranking. No squirrel calendars at all. And that makes me sad.

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ETA Victory! (though not for the squirrels since all the ads are for pest control companies)

I don't see the ads. Does my browser (Camino) have a GoogleAds blocker? I didn't install one.

Heh. Right now all my ads are for ... wait for it ... advertising.

Too much meta make head hurt.

Everybody stop saying the word containing a and d and s! MORE SQUIRREL.

Squirrels are hip.
Squirrels are cool.
Squirrels are full of squirrely squirrel goodness. SQUIRREL.

It worked! Three out of four ads mention squirrels.

I'm still not getting any squirrels. Hmmph.

Terrible Raunchy Squirrel Sonnet

That gray creature on the lawn doth taunt me,
Its half bare tail waves softly in the breeze.
Mr. Puffy Cheeks runs swiftly up a tree.
Truth is, our squirrels like to striptease.

Stupid critters have fungus in their brains;
Cheeky dolts show off their nutty nutsacks.
Hiding acorns for later when it rains,
Expecting human raids on squirrelly barracks.

Like I want your "acorns," Mr. Fuzzbutt.
It wouldn't hurt to be polite today,
And not expose me to your squirrely smut --
When I see that shit I wanna run away.

I believe our squirrels need a warder;
Our yard wants SVU: Lawn Order.

Unicorn. Kumquat. Aristotle.

Somewhere out there, an advertising executive is cursing us all.

In conclusion, cantelope anemone.

Squirrels!
Squirrels are great, squirrels are cute!
Squirrels are fuzzy and chubby to boot!
Squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels!

SQUIRRELS!

(No squirrel ads for me yet.)

HIKE!

"Fix Error 1311"

"Centrally Secure All"

Apparently, Google thinks we've got some problems.

I think the a-d-s can't figure out what we're talking about and have just reverted to the default stupid computer crap. SQUIRRELS, dammit!

I'm getting sodding wedding reception ads now. What good is that to the squirrels, forbidden by an unjust legal system from uniting in holy matrimony

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels.

All I want for Christmas is a fake-fur squirrel coat with squirrel tails hanging off it. And squirrel gloves.

It sucks when you can't even manipulate meaningless things with god-like impunity.