I'd be happy to send it along to you too this evening if you'd like.

Oh, that's not what I meant. I'm always so clear about things, clear like mud. I meant I wouldn't know where to start in introducing other people to jazz, so I'd be much more interested in a playlist than in the music itself, which I have probably heard most of, thanks to all the freakin' listening exams in Literature & Style. (I have a music diploma.)

Ah! Well, the first thing you'd need to know is that I know nothing about music from a musician's point of view. I'm just a listener, nothing more. And that (Full disclosure, tothemax!) I had to wiki the basic timeline that I used. You probably certainly know more than me.

That said, if you want me to PM you the Word file I sent him as a sort of layout for ideas, I'm happy to.

Well, this certainly changes everything. I'd type more, but it's hard to see the monitor with all of the tears blurring my vision!

You see now why I didn't come right out and tell you earlier; oh the shame!

Ugh, I'm so disgusted by the utter lack of HOOORing going on around here lately! I love every single one of you rat bastards. I have a super-big crush on a certain guy around here, which is partly the reason why I'm always kicking him around. I abuse because I care.

You better not be talking about mri, whatthedeuce!

*grabs ear horn* EH? Somebody say somethin' 'bout somethin'??

Everyone knows that it's the maturer, more gorgeous woman that mri goes for. Perhaps a fellow seeker- after- information

And what if I am?! You gonna do somethin' about it?! Ooh, wait! He was here earlier! Shh, he'll hear you!

Oh, it is ON, sister! It's on like DONKEY KONG!

You made one mistake ... you made a clogger mad. *starts strapping on tippity-tap shoes*

He's married so you can't have him either! Ha! Clog to your heart's desire and see what it gets you!

Hah! I'm married, too! I just have to make sure that my other boyfriends, Johnny Depp and Hugh Laurie, don't find out and get jealous.

My men aren't the jealous type probably because they're the ones off getting married. I, on the other hand, am a very possessive person so I'd probably pass on a certain someone around here even if he were to look upon me favorably because I already have enough married men driving me up the wall.

I think Shalamar is just lovely and I totally have a girlcrush on her. She's funny, smart, caring, witty and gracious. She's mad about her husband & daughters which always comes across in her posts and it's fantastic. And on top of all of that, she also manages every single day not to kill that tool Weasley. For that alone the woman should be up for a sainthood.