I'm totally lusting after Tothemax this morning.

I have enough candidates to form a harem here.

Harem formation is strongly encouraged at the new and improved SF!!!

mrinsouciance, maybe it's the champale talking, but I have an Internet crush on you. You're awesome.

Must be that champale!!!!! That'll do it every time.

People that are inebriated tend to find me more attractive, no question.

I'm quickly developing a crush on cinnamon, thanks to the Movies section.

...Champale?

I'm assuming you don't mean Franzia mixed with Miller High Life, which is what my friends call it. Because nobody but them could drink something that awful.

I'm lusting after all of you as well, especially the wonderful vwlphb.

I have great love in my heart for everyone taking part in the Mrs Berlin Wall discussion over in Psychotic Fans

Another Simpsons quote. "Homer, maybe it's the champale talking (Homer was too broke to buy champagne), but I think you're pretty sexy."

But did you know it's a real product? I didn't. For yeeeeeeeeeears. I totally assumed it was one of those things the writers made up, like Nuts and Gum (together at last!)

I guess I don't spend a lot of time in the malt liquor aisle, is the thing...

Don't forget the Champipple.

Yikes! No, I did not!

Now I don't feel so bad about the Henkell Trocken I bought for New Year's Eve.

Yeah, at the time I actually thought you WERE drinking Champale.

Next someone will tell me there really is a Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor and then my mind will really be blown.

(I googled it. There isn't. Yet.)