Don't you slam your door, young lady! You and your father are being ridiculous, and I simply won't stand for it!

Indeed! Your mother and father are simply fighting over your mother's loose ways with me, and you'll simply have to learn to deal with it!

I've tried to make it work with mr i, but a woman can only be ignored for so long before she starts looking towards other possibilities! I need to have a life, too, you know!

*crickets*

You see what I've been putting up with for how long now?

Hours, at least.

Y'all should at least post warnings. I feel like I'm intruding. And I can't unsee what I just read. But oh, how I wish I could.

Sorry. At this point I assumed virtually every post of mine carries the implicit disclaimer:

"WARNING: THIS POST LIKELY CONTAINS THE MOST INANE THING YOU'VE EVER READ. SINCE HIS LAST POST, THAT IS."

See, now you wish you hadn't gotten access to SF back, don't you?