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psammead- 01-02-2007
Aw! Thanks. Admit it - I'm not the only one who wants to marry the Psychotic Fans thread!

inversed- 01-02-2007
Oh, you're not. That thread owns me. Even though it earned me some very confused looks at my family's New Year's party as I explained how sometimes people fall in love with walls.

particle_person- 01-02-2007
QUOTE (inversed @ January 02, 2007 11:55 pm)
Oh, you're not. That thread owns me. Even though it earned me some very confused looks at my family's New Year's party as I explained how sometimes people fall in love with walls.

I'm just picturing you saying to your stunned relations, "...sometimes when a woman and a wall love each other very very much...."

mrinsouciance- 01-02-2007
"... and if they really, truly love each other, nine months later they'll have a little fence."

mialoubug- 01-03-2007
QUOTE (whatthedeuce @ January 01, 2007 03:27 am)
I doubt it was even meant to be funny, but mialoubug cracked me up in the thread for The Departed:
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I work really hard to not have a Boston accent, particularly in work. It does come out very pronounced when I am a) tired 2) drunk or 3) with family.

Awww, thanks whatthedeuce!!! My very first metaquote!

Pumpkin Cake- 01-03-2007
inversed in Unpopular Internet Opinions You Hold:
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Speak for yourself, plebe. My LJ wipes its ass with Pulitzer Prizes. DEFRIENDED!

Shalamar- 01-03-2007
Heee. Yes, I loved that one, too.

inversed- 01-03-2007
Aww, thanks guys!

Lily Rose- 01-03-2007
tothemax on Victoria Beckham:
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The article doesn't actually say she ate anything, unless bitchery is edible now, in which case she would be morbidly obese. My point, and I do have one, is that I hate her.

Fucking brilliant.

inversed- 01-04-2007
lesbiassparrow in Celebrity Dumb Quotes:

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QUOTE (tothemax @ January 03, 2007 04:49 pm)
Gotta give Heather Mills McCartney points for originality:
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"Every day there's a new report warning that obesity levels in children are out of control ... the fact that those kids who drink the most milk gain the most weight should cause alarm bells to be ringing everywhere."

Milk: the silent killer.


Made me laugh!

whatthedeuce- 01-04-2007
QUOTE (mialoubug @ January 02, 2007 10:06 pm)
QUOTE (whatthedeuce @ January 01, 2007 03:27 am)
I doubt it was even meant to be funny, but mialoubug cracked me up in the thread for The Departed:
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I work really hard to not have a Boston accent, particularly in work. It does come out very pronounced when I am a) tired 2) drunk or 3) with family.

Awww, thanks whatthedeuce!!! My very first metaquote!

I popped your metaquote cherry! YUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

psammead- 01-05-2007
I know it looks like I'm being lame and quoting myself but I was highly amused by tothemax's useful life coaching
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QUOTE (psammead @ January 05, 2007 07:38 am)
Now I can't stop thinking about its shininess though alas, owning one isn't very compatible with my New Year's resolution of paying off my credit cards.

Steal one. Honestly, how did you people sustain an empire?

sagitare- 01-05-2007
Dinamoe might have identified a new trend over on "I Hate What You're Wearing" -
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I suspect that those collars are meant to disguise a chicken neck. However, they have the exact opposite effect. As in: HEY LOOK HERE'S A CHICKEN NECK WRAPPED IN A BED OF LETTUCE!! LO CARB FASHION! VERY NICE!

dinahmoe- 01-05-2007
Aw, thanks! My head's done gotten all swole up! I guess I better wrap it in some salad greens for support.

random- 01-06-2007
Tothemax and Miss Moneypenny in the You Used To Be Attractive thread, about the chick who played the Vulcan chick on Enterprise:

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Why in the world did she think she needed bigger lips?


Supplemental flotation devises in case her primary systems fail.


ETA: Sorry I mangled your name, Miss. Im in ur internetz, making fool of self.

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