| QUOTE (bookworm @ June 21, 2008 11:19 pm) |
| I also read Midnight Sun before going to bed last night. These books have seriously damaged my brain. I'm going to go read some Jane Austen to reverse Teh Dumb. I hate you all. I feel like I've lost IQ points. There you see her Sitting there across the way She don’t got a lot to say But there’s something about her And you don’t know why But you’re dying to try You wanna kill the girl Yes, you smell freesia Look at her, you know you do It’s possible she wants death, too There is one way to sniff her It don’t take a word Not a single word Go on and kill the girl Sing with me now Sparkly-la-la-la My, oh, my Look at the boy not sly He ain’t gonna kill the girl Sparkly-la-la-la Ain’t that sad Ain’t it a shame, too bad You gonna miss the girl Now’s your moment Laying in a sparkly grass Boy, you better not pass No time will be better She don’t say a word And she won’t say a word When you kill the girl Sparkly-la-la-la Don’t be scared You got the mood prepared Go on and kill the girl (woe woe) Sha-la-la-la Don’t stop now Don’t try to hide it how You wanna kill the girl (woe woe) Sparkly-la-la-la Float along Her blood has a song The song say kill the girl (woe woe) Sparkly-la-la-la Music play Do what the music say You wanna kill the girl Disney's head is rolling over in its cryogenic chamber right now. |
| QUOTE (particle_person @ June 22, 2008 12:31 am) |
| In the Twilight Spoiler thread, bookworm twists Little Mermaid's Kiss The Girl into another song entirely |
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| You know, I wanna be mad because Twilight doesn't deserve a Little Mermaid song parody, but it's hilarious so I can't get too worked up about it! |
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(From Luthien)
And the series will finally receive an endorsement from R. Kelly! |
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| Snarryfan: I still wish they had gotten Daniel Day-Lewis for Greyback Snarryfan: "I EAT YOUR CHILDREN!! I EAT THEM UP!!!" |
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| Well when you >>>go bounding off across a meadow like Bambi's mom you have to be prepared to get shot.<< |
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| My friend and I have a running joke about the Calvacade of Athlete Hardships. She is obsessed with women's gymnastics, so in the lead up to the Olympics I pester her with fake commentary that gets increasingly more tragic. Like, for example: "Little Natalia was born in a forest clearing in Belarus to an itinerant lumberjack and his wife. Tragedy came early to Natalia when her parents were carried off by a pack of wolves shortly after her birth. Left to fend for herself, agile little Natalia learned to climb trees to forage for food. Raised by a family of bears until the age of five, it seemed like Natalia's luck would finally change when she was discovered by a troupe of traveling acrobats. Natalia joined her adopted family's circus act, and became a consummate performer. Then, tragedy struck Natalia's young life yet again, in the form of a highwire routine gone horribly awry. Once again left on her own, Natalia wandered the countryside, until she miraculously came upon a gymnastics training center. With the support of her tiny Belarussian village, Natalia was able to raise enough funds to travel to the Olympics with her trainer. Sadly, her trainer was tragically killed just last night in a freak pummel horse mishap. Tonight, Natalia vaults for him." All narrated in appropriate hushed tones, of course. |
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| Oh lord, book. I think all your oxen have died. AND your wagon tipped while fording the river. |
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particle_person, responding to bookworm's troubles in Blowing Off Steam:
Hee! |