Aw, thank you,
Dane!
dinahmoe, both righteous and hilarious, in
Unpopular Internet Opinions:
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| I also can't stand people on forums referring to their male spouse as their "DH". What? You married a designated hitter? I'm to assume this is an American League marriage? |
Aww! Many thanks to you from myself and my loving DH, David Ortiz.
In the
Psychotic Fans thread, after the discovery that there's a woman married to the Berlin Wall, the following exchange took place:
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| See, what I don't get is why a wall? Wouldn't it be more fun to marry an obelisk? |
tothemax
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| You've officially given this too much thought. |
dinahmoe
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I want to see the wedding registry.
Wal-Mart? |
The whole
Mrs Berlin Wall discussion is fantastic but
nikita's curiosity is worthy of special mention
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| Did she go to the Berlin Wall with a preacher and hold hands with the wall and take vows? How did the Wall recite it's vows? Did it have someone speaking on it's behalf? (David Hasselhoff, maybe?) How did it sign the marriage certificate? Did it sign it Berliner Mauer or did it just sign it Berlin Wall? What was the wedding kiss like? - tongue or no tongue? Is the Berlin Wall on her medical insurance? Does the Wall collect unemployment? Where did she find a preacher who would perform the ceremony without turning her into the nearest mental institution? Is there a prenup? |
You just totally know The Hoff would have been a witness
In chat, we were talking about photography and I showed everybody this random
picture I took.
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Kalliopeia: it looks like godzilla out there in the distance. haha.
Me: hahaha, i didn't notice that! that just makes it more awesome. i was taking a picture of the rain.
Exiled Princess: it does! it looks like dinosaurs!
Me: Godzilla looks like he's fighting someone
Kall: two dinosaurs, battling it out
Kall: the battle for Earth will begin in the supermarket parking lot |
Oh and I'm being told to quote this as well -
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| Kalliopeia: old people smell like old cheese. cats don't. |
See you're quoting me but you're the one capturing glimpses of the Beginning of the End.
(*heart!*)
In Interesting News Stories,
westcoaster and
Lily Rose discuss
Clocky, the alarm clock that hides from you.westcoaster:
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| I have enough trouble getting out of bed in the morning without having to play hide and seek with my fucking alarm clock. Sometimes technology does not make things better. |
Lily Rose:
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| But that's the point, yes? To make you get up and chase it so you wake up? Of course, I would chase it, beat it into a million expensive pieces, and crawl back into bed, but it would probably work for someone who isn't me. |
I came. I saw. I laughed real hard.
Whoo hoo, my first quote on the new boards!
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The whole Mrs Berlin Wall discussion is fantastic but nikita's curiosity is worthy of special mention | QUOTE | | Did she go to the Berlin Wall with a preacher and hold hands with the wall and take vows? How did the Wall recite it's vows? Did it have someone speaking on it's behalf? (David Hasselhoff, maybe?) How did it sign the marriage certificate? Did it sign it Berliner Mauer or did it just sign it Berlin Wall? What was the wedding kiss like? - tongue or no tongue? Is the Berlin Wall on her medical insurance? Does the Wall collect unemployment? Where did she find a preacher who would perform the ceremony without turning her into the nearest mental institution? Is there a prenup? |
You just totally know The Hoff would have been a witness
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Yay, my first metaquote ever!
Thanks, psammead!
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| Carson Daly looks like an alien ate Dick Clark and is going around wearing his skin as a suit. In fact, I'm not entirely unconvinced that didn't happen. |
caerbannog on the "You used to be attractive" thread
I doubt it was even meant to be funny, but
mialoubug cracked me up in the thread for
The Departed:
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| I work really hard to not have a Boston accent, particularly in work. It does come out very pronounced when I am a) tired 2) drunk or 3) with family. |
From psammead in the Psychotic Fans thread:
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Though to be fair, there's probably only about 70 really crazy HP fans. And about 30 of them were MsScribe.
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Zing!