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QUOTE (ka-*test*-('")i @ March 06, 2008 04:50 pm)

You know, I was almost willing to concede. And then I remembered my state has this woman and she has an entire media empire, not to mention her army of sycophantic soccer moms.

And don't forget, we've got theses guys, and they have a mission from God.

And what, you think Atlanta's the only city that's burned?

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NJ has guidos. GAME OVER.

Holy crap. Fall-out-of-your-chair hilarious and curl-up-in-fetal-position scary at the same time.

Puh-leeze. I live in Michigan. According to crime stats and scientific reports, everyone here is armed and angry. Diss us and the whole Mitten State will physically curl up into a fist and punch you in the face. It's true!

Our delegates could beat up anyone's delegates. If we had any.

QUOTE (tothemax @ March 06, 2008 06:40 pm)

NJ has guidos. GAME OVER.

Or Oompa-Loompas - take your pick.

Seriously, I went to school with some kids who looked like the less-extreme version of that. Although I don't think The Pout Face had been rendered mandatory for all photographs yet.

Aw! Tico Torres is from the county right above mine. W00t!

P.S. We also had the largest battle in the American Revolutionary War. I've been to the battlefield, too.

Oh man, you guys. This is just sad. Kentucky has horseracing, bourbon, weed and bluegrass music. Don't even try to compete.

California has the Terminator in charge, plus Bond villain George Clooney. We. Take. All. Comers.

mrinsouciance
shows off his frosting talents in the What's for Dinner thread.

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I can bake cakes quite well. However, when it comes to frosting them - let's just say the lemon cake I baked last night ended up looking like it had been frosted by a rhesus monkey coming off a month-long medical experiment on the effects on intense crack addiction.

I nearly peed my pants laughing.

Scarlettfish in Blowing Off Steam, regarding the insane old man who hit her brother's car:

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And he literally WAS insane. He honked at us merrily and waved as he drove off. Dude, you just HIT MY BROTHER'S CAR. We are not friends.

particle_person in the Really.Bad.Novels thread, regarding Anne Rice's Oldest Living Vampire stories ...

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"I was there when it all began! I was in Constantinople when the Turks blasted in!"

"O SNAP, I lived through the sack of Rome! I iz the eldest."

"LOL NO, I was in Cleopatra's Egypt! And we fucked!"

"I, uh, I was at Woodstock?"

Carrie Ann, while discussing Helena Bonham Carter's sartorial choices in the Go Fug Yourself thread, gives us fashion words to live by:

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I mean, if you're going to rock a Hefty bag covered in moss and chicken wire, at least try to find one in your size.

laddical, on a Psychotic Fan's misunderstanding of the Constitutional Amendments:

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Because according to her if I write fanfic my defense is the right against self-incrimination.

If I were ever in court, and someone dredged up the War of the Worlds fanfic I wrote in 8th grade, I certainly would be pleading the fifth.

Awwwwww, thanks Tabby! And HA! to that quote from laddical. That thread is full of awesome.

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