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Lissa- 02-23-2008
OMG that was a great pun. I love puns.

inversed- 02-23-2008
I don't like puns, but I was just joking. I always tease p_p about his punnage.

Poubelle- 02-25-2008
Today I have a twofer. First Angst Boy presents us with an ode to Tilda Swinson:
QUOTE
O Tilda! Who does funky iconoclasm better than Diablo Cody ever will!
O Tilda! Who can play androgyny the way Cate Blanchett only dreams about!
O Tilda! Best wicked witch since Margaret Hamilton!
O Tilda! So cool that she could reference George Clooney's Bat-nipples in her acceptance speech and get away with it!
O Tilda! Who thanked her agent with more wit and class than most people would thank their mothers!
O Tilda! Who deserved this for a long, long time, but whom I didn't believe for a single moment was going to walk away with it!
O Tilda! Thank you for getting your freak on so wonderfully and so well for so long!

O Tilda! You rock my world!


And then, in The Amusing Thread, particle_person gives us LOLspeak Hamlet. There is too much genius to quote it all here, but for a taste:
QUOTE
HAMLET: [Drawing] IN UR ARRAS, SLAYIN' UR RATS! DED, FOR A LOLCAT, DED!
Makes a pass through the arras

POLONIUS: [Behind] O, I am slain!
Falls and dies

HAMLET: OH, INVISIBLE RAT.

GERTRUDE: O me, what hast thou done?

HAMLET: LOL, I KNOW NOT: IS KING?

GERTRUDE: O, what a rash and bloody deed is this!

HAMLET: A BLOODY DEED! UR BLOODY DEEDS, LET ME SHOW U THEM.

GERTRUDE: ...

particle_person- 02-25-2008
*INVISIBLE SPEECH*
LOL THX.

Angst Boy, you hit it spot on.

laurelin_kit- 03-02-2008
In the Costume Drama Films thread, re: The Other Boleyn Girl:

QUOTE (PrincessCleo)
I am ANGRY WITH FURIOUS ANGER.


QUOTE (year of the cat)
You sure are. I've never seen a werehamster before.

Cynara- 03-02-2008
In chat:

particle_person is watching History Channel's "Banned From the Bible"

QUOTE
particle_person: We're up to the Secret Gospel of Mark
particle_person:"What kind of relationship did Jesus have with this young man?"
Brainchild: *bom-chicka-wow-wow*
Brainchild: a SEXY one
particle_person: Jesus knows how to pick 'em
Genevieve: the secret gospel? "Buy fish on Monday and Friday. Never Wednesday."
Brainchild: No no, Gen, the secret gospel was "bros before hos"
Brainchild: Trust me, it sounds very poetic in Aramaic



particle_person- 03-02-2008
For the record, I just want to note that the quote, "What kind of relationship did Jesus have with this young man?" was a real quote from the program.

Also, this man is probably the most frightening narrator ever in the history of narrators. HIS EYES! HIS EYES!

bookworm- 03-03-2008
QUOTE (particle_person @ March 03, 2008 01:05 am)
For the record, I just want to note that the quote, "What kind of relationship did Jesus have with this young man?" was a real quote from the program.

Also, this man is probably the most frightening narrator ever in the history of narrators. HIS EYES! HIS EYES!

That guy looks like he wants to have me for dinner...with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

whatthedeuce- 03-03-2008
QUOTE (particle_person @ March 02, 2008 09:05 pm)
For the record, I just want to note that the quote, "What kind of relationship did Jesus have with this young man?" was a real quote from the program.

Also, this man is probably the most frightening narrator ever in the history of narrators. HIS EYES! HIS EYES!

Dude, he kinda looks like a child molestor. His eyes are just so beady and creepy!

Kiran- 03-03-2008
He looks like even though I'm fully clothed, he can see me naked. Creepy.

whatthedeuce- 03-03-2008
QUOTE (Kiran @ March 03, 2008 12:22 pm)
He looks like even though I'm fully clothed, he can see me naked. Creepy.

Yes, exactly! Ewww.

jenelope- 03-03-2008
Clicked. Yelped. Closed in a damned hurry.

polarbear- 03-03-2008
QUOTE (whatthedeuce @ March 03, 2008 08:23 pm)
QUOTE (Kiran @ March 03, 2008 12:22 pm)
He looks like even though I'm fully clothed, he can see me naked. Creepy.

Yes, exactly! Ewww.

According to a very drunk friend of mine, this is an ability that all men possess to a greater or lesser degree. Thanks, Jon, that didn't creep me out at all!

whatthedeuce- 03-03-2008
QUOTE (polarbear @ March 03, 2008 02:29 pm)
QUOTE (whatthedeuce @ March 03, 2008 08:23 pm)
QUOTE (Kiran @ March 03, 2008 12:22 pm)
He looks like even though I'm fully clothed, he can see me naked. Creepy.

Yes, exactly! Ewww.

According to a very drunk friend of mine, this is an ability that all men possess to a greater or lesser degree. Thanks, Jon, that didn't creep me out at all!

So I've been visually molested how many times now?

Shalamar- 03-03-2008
Maybe he's pissed off about his bad toupee.


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