Metaquotes

vodka rebellion imagines Britney's reaction to being involuntarily committed:

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I just had this mental image of her sitting a hospital bed, smacking gum, going "Yo, where the habeas corpus, y'all."

Cynara in the Go Fug Yourself thread:

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I totally have to agree about Viggo Mortensen's unrivaled ability to make himself the least hot person this side of Brandon Davis. I mean, really, 90% of the time he's one shower and an 8-ball away from being Vincent Gallo. Grab a damn razor, Elessar! And a tux! A regular one, not one that you got from the Deadwood costume auction. Jaysus.

Awesome.

OMG, I just realized that I'm in Cynara's signature. Thanks, Cynara!

Jesus H. Garcia in Absurd and Humerous Websites, discussing the "Top 100 Fundamentalist Quotes" link:

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In that one, the person goes on to say that we are weighed down by sin, not gravity and the heavier something is, the more sin it has. Clearly, elephants and whales need to REPENT!

HEE!

P.S. Also see other surrounding amusing comments.

OMG I got metaquoted! (A week ago, sorry!) Thanks, bbk I'm so squeeful! And I just had to sig you, Shalamar, because I about snorted tea out my nose when I read it.

In the I Hate My Job! thread, sneezydove shares a priceless exchange of truth:

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Me: It's a stress ball. It's for relieving stress.
Him: *chucks it at my boss' head*
Him: Look at that! It works!

RiverThames explains in the George Clooney thread why there is such hatred for the man.

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Clooney made the Ebola virus in his secret underground lab. And he has LASERS on the MOON aimed at the White House and the Kremlin.

Sad, but true: George Clooney is actually a Bond Villain.

I nearly choked on my tea because I was laughing so hard.

Skyblade in Scene Stealers

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Something about Breckin Meyer kind of depresses me. Like, he's some kind of Steve Gerberesque personification of my guilt.

SnarryFan in the Blowing Off Steam thread:

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I owe a $1 in state taxes. I mean, really Maryland? You want a dollar?

Alright, just don't spend it on candy and other sundries.

particle_person does some reproduction math in the Interesting News Stories thread:

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Hm. So if she has three a year until she's 40, then she'll have 7 + 3*(40-16) = 79 kids in all. To put it another way, she was fruitful, so I multiplied.