tothemax in
Absurd and Humorous Websites, after taking a quiz to calculate your "Real Age" based on health and lifestyle:
| QUOTE (tothemax @ August 01, 2007 08:54 am) |
| QUOTE (nikita @ August 01, 2007 12:19 am) | | And it's always nice to have that reminder that because I'm single, I'm going to die sooner. |
That's probably because we singles are already dead inside.
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Genevieve, in
Blowing Off Steam, on trying to book a hotel for vacation:
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| Oh and trying to find some kind of lodging that welcomes babies is like trying to find Paris Hilton's modesty. |
Hee.
MichiSichi in
Celebrity Schadenfreude on Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony apparently having chemistry in El Cantante:
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| QUOTE | | Roeper & Some Guy said they had great chemistry onscreen. Maybe that's why this marriage is still going after, like, over a year! (Wow, it's actually been three years...) |
Going by Joey logic this means they haven't slept together yet.
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From the Gwyneth Paltrow thread:TiffanyNichelle isn't quite sure what W magazine were aiming for with
this set of pictures.But luckily,
particle_person is on hand to explain everything:
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| I think it's perfectly clear, TiffanyNichelle. Gwyneth Malfoy was injured in a duel. While she's recovering, she cross-dresses, flops on the furniture, and feeds Scabbers/Wormtale. |
Heh, I love it!
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Description of Todd's old girlfriend, Patsy:
| QUOTE | | Patsy smiled, revealing gorgeous white teeth and a charming dimple in her heart-shaped chin...Her coppery-red hair was cut short in back, with a tumble of curls that dipped over her forehead. A pair of slanted green eyes regarded Elizabeth with friendly interest. |
If I drew a picture based on this description it would look like an alien with a backwards mullet.
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Jesus H. Garcia weighs in on the hairstyles on Sweet Valley High. I couldn't stop giggling when I read this.
From the Harry Potter Spoiler Thread (don't worry, this refers to the 5th book), Big Chicken explains why Snape didn't kill Sirius:
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| It's because Sirius was not destined to die by the hands of a furious, righteous Snape. Death by drape, not Snape. |
It's possibly the best explanation we'll ever get.
sallamandersam from the "I hate what you're wearing" thread during a discussion about silver lame leggings.
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| It just astounds me that people pay money to look like a robot. |
I couldn't agree more.
Skyblade in the Movie Trailers thread:
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| Anyways, it's Aliens vs Predator: Requiem. That's right, its subtitle is "Requiem". Which means they might as well have called it Aliens vs Unicorn: The Twilight Princess, or The Unberable Lightness of Predators. |
I can't believe I've been metaquoted! Thanks, eventide!
Binky, talking about Johnny Depp movie roles (and Once Upon a Time in Mexico)
in the Sweeney Todd thread:
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Frankly, I think Johnny's stunning hotness (Black! Leather! Sunglasses!) in OUaTiM just blasts everything else in that movie away. Antonio Who? Salma Who? Plot Where? (no, seriously, where?)
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HEE. It's funny cause it's so true.
lifeguard in
response to
vwlphb's explanation of selling short on the stock market (as it relates to the ending of
Trading Places):
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| See, what vwlphb just wrote probably looks like English to some people, but I see it as musical notes floating in the air, and all I hear are the happy noises of butterflies arcing in graceful flight. |
Thanks to lifeguard for giving me a good laugh out loud moment at work today!
Putli Bai, on Jacob's recap of Stardust:
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| I only made it about three quarters of the way through, because my brain rebelled and shut down my eyeballs. |
(emphasis mine) I am tucking this one away for future reference.
psammead explains why the new format for
Doctor Who is a good thing:
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| And with the seasonal specials we can have the Doctor/Easter Bunny death match we all want. |