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bookworm in the Paris Hilton thread:
| QUOTE | | QUOTE (KaveDweller @ June 29, 2007 02:03 pm) | | Even on Access Hollywood a couple weeks ago they were taking shots at CNN/MSNBC for covering it. They said something like....well, we had X minutes of Paris coverage, but hey, that's what we do. CNN had X minutes of Paris coverage and they are fucking CNN. |
It is a sad thing when Access Hollywood has the moral high ground.
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I think that's my new sig.
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Aww, thanks particle_person!
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| I don't get the shippers who ship the couple that isn't being promoted in the movie, book, or show and then get pissed off when there isn't anything backing up their ship in the official materials. In my day we had to walk uphill ten miles in the snow in order to ship two characters who weren't even on the same show! Now get off my lawn. |
In the
For Better or For Worse thread,
Kiran shares a fantasy of what one ought to do at a FOOB wedding.
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| If I was stuck at a FooB wedding I'd drink too. And probably bang a groomsmen. And then make a drunken speech about how much every sucks. And then sing Tina Turner's "Simply the Best". Then Puke. |
tothemax from the
Psychotic Fans thread about the Harry Potter kids fashion choices:
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| QUOTE | swsa Look at Rupert leaning in towards her. Totally trying to horn in on Dan and Emma's true love. Attention whore. |
| QUOTE | Putli Bai More important, why is Emma wearing a dreamcatcher on her belt? |
| QUOTE | RiverThames To keep nightmares out of her vagina. |
| QUOTE | tothemax Grint may look like a mess, but I'd hardly call him a nightmare. |
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Hah!
And with the Pattersons, Genevieve, you got to make your fun where you can, cause those humorless douches arent gonna loosen up.
Not one to complain on the Metaquoting, but you got swsa and I mixed.
Harry Potter inspires Snarkfesters yet again, in
the non-Spoiler books thread.We start with
Cleo's speculation on how the series will end:
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"No," gasped Harry with his dying breath. "I took that AK for you, Ron... so you could be with Hermione. I knew... since the day we all first met on that train... that you two were meant to be together. Now go... and have ten thousand of her babies." And thus Harry Potter died, as Ron and Hermione wept over his scar.
*riots in the street* |
To which big chicken must ask:
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| Are you predicting Mpreg? Because if you are, that's the boldest prediction I've seen so far. |
The
Drive thread brings the funny. I comment that despite Fox pushing the 4th of July airdate of Drive, I still watched
Firefly:
Which prompts this from
RiverThames:
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| QUOTE (callie @ July 06, 2007 04:24 pm) | | Which is exactly how I spent my Fourth. Nathan Fillion means freedom. |
Had he been there, Nathan Fillion would have signed the Declaration of Independence... with his FISTS!
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laurelin_kit worries about Nathan being Canadian but RiverThames has an explanation for that too.
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| Yes, he chose that. For wherever he is, people will need Socialized Medicine. |
Inversed, in the Transformers movie thread:
| QUOTE (inversed @ July 09, 2007 01:29 am) |
| I also think I might be the only one who thought of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots when the Transformers were fighting. I don't know why, you'd think I'd be distracted by all the awesome CGI. Though really, it's probably only a matter of time before THAT childhood toy gets made into a movie. "In a world where there is no black and white, there is only... Blue and Red! This summer... don't lose your head!" And then there'd be a slow-mo shot of Blue Robot's head popping off with a big explosion in the background. |
It's a bit rare for someone to get metaquoted for blowing off steam, but
Tabby's managed it.
From the discussion of VA benefits:| QUOTE (Tabby) |
| (I'm a Cold Warrior, spent over 13 years in the military staring down the Soviets, but no fighting) |
I now have this hilarious image of Tabby and some Soviet dude glaring hawk-eyed at each other for 13 years, waiting for the other guy to blink.
Aw, thanks, particle_person!