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Poubelle- 07-01-2007
psammead on Paris Hilton's overexposure:
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We had to change Prime Minister to get her off the front page!


bookworm- 07-01-2007
QUOTE (particle_person @ June 29, 2007 05:04 pm)
bookworm in the Paris Hilton thread:
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QUOTE (KaveDweller @ June 29, 2007 02:03 pm)
Even on Access Hollywood a couple weeks ago they were taking shots at CNN/MSNBC for covering it.  They said something like....well, we had X minutes of Paris coverage, but hey, that's what we do.  CNN had X minutes of Paris coverage and they are fucking CNN.

It is a sad thing when Access Hollywood has the moral high ground.

I think that's my new sig.

Aww, thanks particle_person!

dinahmoe- 07-01-2007
Whoops. wrong thread.

leone- 07-03-2007
TiffanyNichelle on the Harmonians, from the Harry Potter Series (Non-Spoiler Thread):

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I don't get the shippers who ship the couple that isn't being promoted in the movie, book, or show and then get pissed off when there isn't anything backing up their ship in the official materials. In my day we had to walk uphill ten miles in the snow in order to ship two characters who weren't even on the same show! Now get off my lawn.

TiffanyNichelle- 07-03-2007
Heh, thanks leone!

Genevieve- 07-03-2007
In the For Better or For Worse thread, Kiran shares a fantasy of what one ought to do at a FOOB wedding.

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If I was stuck at a FooB wedding I'd drink too. And probably bang a groomsmen. And then make a drunken speech about how much every sucks. And then sing Tina Turner's "Simply the Best". Then Puke.




TiffanyNichelle- 07-03-2007
tothemax from the Psychotic Fans thread about the Harry Potter kids fashion choices:

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swsa
Look at Rupert leaning in towards her. Totally trying to horn in on Dan and Emma's true love. Attention whore.

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Putli Bai
More important, why is Emma wearing a dreamcatcher on her belt?

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RiverThames
To keep nightmares out of her vagina.


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tothemax
Grint may look like a mess, but I'd hardly call him a nightmare.


Edited to fix mixed up quotes

Kiran- 07-03-2007
Hah!

And with the Pattersons, Genevieve, you got to make your fun where you can, cause those humorless douches arent gonna loosen up.

RiverThames- 07-03-2007
Not one to complain on the Metaquoting, but you got swsa and I mixed.

TiffanyNichelle- 07-03-2007
D'oh!

Poubelle- 07-04-2007
Harry Potter inspires Snarkfesters yet again, in the non-Spoiler books thread.

We start with Cleo's speculation on how the series will end:
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"No," gasped Harry with his dying breath. "I took that AK for you, Ron... so you could be with Hermione. I knew... since the day we all first met on that train... that you two were meant to be together. Now go... and have ten thousand of her babies." And thus Harry Potter died, as Ron and Hermione wept over his scar.


*riots in the street*

To which big chicken must ask:
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Are you predicting Mpreg? Because if you are, that's the boldest prediction I've seen so far.

callie- 07-06-2007
The Drive thread brings the funny. I comment that despite Fox pushing the 4th of July airdate of Drive, I still watched Firefly:

Which prompts this from RiverThames:
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QUOTE (callie @ July 06, 2007 04:24 pm)
Which is exactly how I spent my Fourth. Nathan Fillion means freedom.

Had he been there, Nathan Fillion would have signed the Declaration of Independence... with his FISTS!

laurelin_kit worries about Nathan being Canadian but RiverThames has an explanation for that too.
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Yes, he chose that. For wherever he is, people will need Socialized Medicine.

tothemax- 07-09-2007
Inversed, in the Transformers movie thread:

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I also think I might be the only one who thought of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots when the Transformers were fighting. I don't know why,  you'd think I'd be distracted by all the awesome CGI. Though really, it's probably only a matter of time before THAT childhood toy gets made into a movie. "In a world where there is no black and white, there is only... Blue and Red! This summer... don't lose your head!" And then there'd be a slow-mo shot of Blue Robot's head popping off with a big explosion in the background.

particle_person- 07-12-2007
It's a bit rare for someone to get metaquoted for blowing off steam, but Tabby's managed it.

From the discussion of VA benefits:
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(I'm a Cold Warrior, spent over 13 years in the military staring down the Soviets, but no fighting)

I now have this hilarious image of Tabby and some Soviet dude glaring hawk-eyed at each other for 13 years, waiting for the other guy to blink.

Tabby- 07-12-2007
Aw, thanks, particle_person!

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