Metaquotes

inversed discusses Avril Lavigne's faux punk status, highlighted by her mispronouncing DB's name:

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And lo, as the base mispronunciation fell from those overly-painted lips, a curse most horrid befell her. For Bowie the Most Righteous, His Coolness, He Whose Sexiness Flows Beyond the Ages and Even (Especially) While Clad in Spandex Pants, bears not such an insult from one so young and pretentious. Woe betide her, the Faux-Punk, for never shall she ascend to the ranks of the Eternally Awesome. Verily I say to thee, she will wither and fade like the popstars of yesteryear, and be condemned to selling Rockin' Hitz of the Millennium compilation albums on late-night television.

Amen.

Wow, that might be the fas-*test*-('") metaquote ever! Thanks, bookworm!

NOBODY disses Bowie and gets away with it.

I just came here to quote that myself, but bookworm beat me to it.

Hee. Add me to the list of would-be inversed-quoters.

Dude, as an English major and Avril Lavigne anti-enthusiast, I think tht quote totally rocks ass! It really is rather well-written. Right on, inversed!

I was going to metaquote inversed for that post as well - it's a thing of beauty.

Wow, thanks guys!! That's what happens when you're stuck at a boring job for eight hours a day.

In the Heroes thread:

QUOTE (big chicken)

QUOTE (truecrystal)

And along with Claire's coat, I would love to have her ability to not only regenerate body parts but also perfectly styled and glossy hair.

Don't forget her luminous, perfect skin! Obviously the ability to regenerate does wonders for your looks.

So SNeaker said:

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No no. That power she got from the great hero Neutra Gena.

Hee.

Hee.

Bookworm in the Heroes thread.

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Besides, I can't imagine them killing Claude off, especially since Tim Kring is practically throwing hookers through Christopher Eccleston's window to get him to come back next season.

That visual kills me.

Tim Kring: Come back, Christopher! <Throws Divine Brown through CE's window>

Awww, thanks Kiran! That made my day!

So Dennis Quaid will soon be a father to twins which prompts the following comments:

QUOTE (lil d)

I hope they don't split up and each take one twin so they never need to see each other again. That plan doesn't work very well.

QUOTE (Melk)

Unless you're the kind of parent that sends their kids to summer camp. In which case, everything should turn out just fine.

QUOTE (jenelope)

Just don't get too attached to the hot but bitchy new fiancee.

QUOTE (whatthedeuce)

And don't take said fiancée camping in the woods. Your twins will just make a mess of the whole thing.

QUOTE (tothemax)

And watch out for the child actor that plays the part of the twins. In 20 years that young lady is going to be a mess. And would it kill her to pick a hair color and stick to it? Honestly, young lady, get your act...

Wait, what are we talking about?