Aww, thanks, sagitare. It's nice to see all the hard work I put into recess back in my school days is paying off.
Yay, my first metaquote! Thank you, Gwynevere1!
nikita and FabulousPant made my laugh so loud I actually snorted with this, from Celbrity Schadenfeude, concerning Paris Hilton's jail time.
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QUOTE (FabulousPant @ May 06, 2007 11:56 am)
I hope Paris has a religious awakening in jail, and finds Jesus. Think of the aftermath.
I imagine it would involve Jesus saying, "No, no sweetie, that's okay. Don't drag me into this." |
tothemax defends the honor of Keith Richards in the
Guess Who Don't Sue thread.
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| Just because the man snorted his father doesn't mean he'd snort coke off of a dog. There are some boundaries that one simply does not cross. |
Yay, my first 3.0 metaquote. Thanks, oxymoron!
princesscleo pitches an idea for a new TV series in Paris Hilton's thread.
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| Hey, I've got an idea for a show. We could call it People I Want to Shoot into the Sun, and Paris can be our VERY FIRST GUEST. |
I think we can all get behind this one.
oxymoron, I was just coming here to post that! That was hilarious! Someone get Mark Burnett and/or Ken Mok on the phone. PrincessCleo is on to something.
Francie Nolan wonders how Shakespeare made it into a DUI trial:
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| I really want to know what the Henry V reference was. Did he bust out with the St. Crispian's Day speech or something? "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. . .get to send Paris Hilton to jail"? |
Angst Boy's speculation
about why the judge may have cited that particular play is spot-on, too:
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Prince Hal is a wealthy and privileged man who goes out carousing until all hours of the night, but he eventually learns to grow up and accept the responsibilities of his position, leaving his partying past behind.
Can't imagine how that might apply to Paris. |
FiggyPudding on the Lost thread,
talking about Locke (refers to last night's episode):
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| Hasn't Locke ever watched television before? >>Never, ever turn your back on the guy who's showing you a grave full of dead people. That would seem pretty basic to me.<< |
It wasn't in the spoiler thread, and it's about a (now) past episode. Anyhow, fixed now.
I know, but it's just last night's episode, and not everyone can see it right when it airs.
Thanks.
I am double-posting and I do not even care because this is totally worth it.
evilmaidel posts in the Happy Thread:
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| Toaster Strudels are Kosher again! I haven't had one since I was a kid, and I remember when they stopped being Kosher it was the worst thing that could ever happen in my miserable little drama queen life. But now I can eat as many as I want! Eeeeeee! |
To which
Poubelle responds:| QUOTE |
| But why did Toaster Strudels ever stop being kosher? I mean, Gretchen Weiners's dad invented them, and I thought her family was like, totally Jewish. |
Awesome.