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I keep picturing Tico Torres googling himself and thinking "what's all this bullshit about Tico Torres, I'm right here!" In my mind, Tico Torres thinks about himself in the third person.

mrinsouciance figures out the ultimate answer to any Blind Item ever:

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I think it's Ted's mom, and this is his way of venting.

In chat, after Lezopez detailed Billy West's career, evilbearhunter expressed her amazement:

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DOUG IS FRY! FRY IS THE RED M&M! BEN IS GLORY!

I should check this thread more often -- I owe thank yous to both Lissa and Thomasina from two pages ago. I really just stopped by to post this, which is from over a week ago, but still making me laugh:

Skyblade, providing the caption for a picture Midgewood posted in the Show and Tell thread from her trip to the zoo...

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"Say my name!"

Aw, thanks, Esther! Heart emoticon says you are cool!

Fate's Bitch in Jesus' thread:

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That kiss Judas planted on Jesus' cheek in front of the Romans? Totally hawt. I don't know why the Jagdalene shippers can't see the real OTP is JuJe. Anyone have any good slashfics?

Jagdalene is the name of my new metal band. Too bad I can't say it without laughing!

QueenSix explains her need to get health issues sorted in the Pirates of the Caribbean thread:

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Other people like to get healthy for loved ones or jobs or whatever, I prefer to use summer blockbusters as my reason

Thanks, Gwynevere1!

Poubelle is underwhelmed by a Blind Item:

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Orli and gay rumors? (Any LOTR cast member and gay rumors?) I think the sun will rise tomorrow, too.

Aww, thanks Gwynevere!

dionneshea in Psychotic Fans, talking about the Harry Potter kids:

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And I could have guessed that Devon Murray was a smoker. Something about him says smoker to me. Sort of like something about Rupert Grint tells me he's a connoisseur of the marijuana.

HEE.

And:

callie, on her dissappointment in The Black Donnellys

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I thought Black Donnellys was going to be about how you wind up in a life of crime when really it's about how Tommy's a woobie who just wants to be loved and his brothers who must have been dropped on their heads as babies.

So true. And funny.

Thanks Charishawk!

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In chat, after Lezopez detailed Billy West's career, evilbearhunter expressed her amazement:

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DOUG IS FRY! FRY IS THE RED M&M! BEN IS GLORY!

Heeee!

Kiran, on Ebert & Roeper:

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Agreed on the lack of a good rival. However I love when he gets pissy at Roeper, all "You liked that? Bitch please. I am Ebert. Aint nobody watching for your opinion."

I can't believe no one wanted to immortalize this exchange between three of The Men of Snarkfest (calendar coming in 2008), prompted by a comment from big chicken:

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big chicken: Being sexy and charismatic is not a crime.

tothemax: If it were, we'd all be serving life.

mrinsouciance: Not all of us.

Eris Rising: True. Some of us would get the chair.

mrinsouciance in the Jesus Thread, in response to bookworm's answer to something Snarryfan wrote:

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Snarryfan: I heard he came out of the tomb bombed out of his skull, called a centurion Sugar-Tits, claimed to be the King of Jerusalem...then he started all the wars in the world.

bookworm: I'm thinking you're confusing Jesus with Mel Gibson, who is not the Christ.

mrinsouciance: It's understandable, since Mel causes many of us to shake our heads and say "Christ!"