Oops, sorry I forgot to cite it. It was in
Movies in Pre-Production, as we were discussing whether or not a movie based on a Thomas Kinkade paintiing is a sign of the apocalypse.
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jolie laide, pondering Chris Daughtry in the Unpopular Music Opinions thread:
| QUOTE | | I get SO MAD whenever I hear his "Wanted Dead or Alive" cover. The first few seconds tricks me into thinking I'm about to hear Bon Jovi and then when I figure it out, I get all "Oh, you have not rocked a million faces! A lot of those were the same people voting multiple times! This is bullshit, where's Tico Torres?" |
Made me laugh til I cried. Awesome. There can be no rocking of faces without Tico!!
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I had to go all the way back to mid-February for this one. I was driving home from work today, and "Wanted: Dead or Alive" (the real one, not the poser cover) came on the radio. So there I was, wailing along with Jon, getting my Young Guns on, when I thought: "Where's Tico Torres?"
And then I couldn't sing any more, because I was laughing too hard.
Snarkfest, the gift that keeps on giving.
Eeeeehhh!! My first metaquote!! Thanks Carmine!!
| QUOTE (Putli Bai @ March 12, 2007 09:08 pm) |
I had to go all the way back to mid-February for this one. I was driving home from work today, and "Wanted: Dead or Alive" (the real one, not the poser cover) came on the radio. So there I was, wailing along with Jon, getting my Young Guns on, when I thought: "Where's Tico Torres?"
And then I couldn't sing any more, because I was laughing too hard.
Snarkfest, the gift that keeps on giving. |
Trufax: Emilio Estevez wanted Wanted: Dead Or Alive for the Young Guns II soundtrack, but Bon Jovi felt it was wrong for the film, especially because of the "on a steel horse I ride" line, so he wrote Blaze of Glory instead, and then made a whole album for Young Guns II, which was his first solo project.
I am queen of Young Guns trivia.
Cheetara discusses the state of James Cameron's post-Titanic career in
Kate Winslet's thread: | QUOTE |
| Making documentaries for the Discovery Channel isn't exactly like getting kicked in the 'nads, which is what he should be doing for a living. |
epudom offers the finest description regarding George Clooney's alleged personal life in
Guess Who, Don' Sue: Blind items | QUOTE |
George is like a real life Captain Jack Harkness; totally charming, omnisexual and will try his luck whenever he can.
How I love him. |
Seriously, I like to think of George as very very friendly.
PrincessCleo has some issues with Elizabeth's, er, partners in that
PotC porn comic that has been illegally floating about:
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Does this include Bootstrap Bill? Because a little part of me is dying, if so. Tentacles? Hey, why not? Fathers-in-law? EW NO.
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Skyblade, however, see the benefits of the comic:
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| And now I'm thinking Disney should just let this comic slide, because now I've actually had to learn the names of the Flying Dutchman's crew in order to distinguish which one is banging an illustration of Keira Knightly. |
I just read this quote by Skyblade in the Star Wars Saga Movie section, and I just about died.
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See, they should have just had everyone talk with a Golden Age city dialect then.
"See, I got the power of the dark side, see. Why doncha join me, Amidala? You're a swell tomato, and I think you're the mos-*test*-('")."
"To pits with that you half-toaster galoot." |
| QUOTE (Genevieve @ March 14, 2007 12:41 am) |
epudom offers the finest description regarding George Clooney's alleged personal life in Guess Who, Don' Sue: Blind items | QUOTE | George is like a real life Captain Jack Harkness; totally charming, omnisexual and will try his luck whenever he can.
How I love him. |
Seriously, I like to think of George as very very friendly.
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Yay for Intern George getting me my first metaquote on the new board!
Thanks Genevieve!
This. Had me crying with laughter.
Skybalde and tothemax on the film that launched 300 manties: 300:
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Skyblade:
I wonder if that was on purpse, and Zach Synder wanted to show us how spoiled and insecure Xerxes was by commanding forced perspectives to make him look taller. (Hey, they had grenades in the movie too. Why not?)
tothemax:
Forgive me, but I'm not about to give this movie points for subtlety |
In the Spelling and Grammar thread, vidor, while giving examples of the correct usage of "800 lb gorilla" speaks the truth.
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| "Anne Rice is the 800 lb. gorilla of crappy vampire novels." |
psammead on meeting up with
Snarryfan in
London and pretty much sums up what SF is all about:
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| Well, a select group of me and Snarryfan met at 6 and stayed chatting and consuming alcohol until we were thrown out at 11.30. Topics covered included the unreliabilty of polarbear and Zap, the acting ability of Daniel Radcliffe, the manners of stage door autograph hunters, the history of Snarkfest 101, early nineteenth century American theatre, Uncle Tom's Cabin, the differences between American and British education, the death penalty, famous murderers, Heather Mills vs Yoko, whether theatre groupies are more crazy than internet pseuicides and much more. Y'all should have been there. |
I wish I could have been there, it sounds hilarious.
Hee! Thanks. Believe me, it's all true!