Wondering what some
Psychotic Fans might bid in a costume auction,
psammead notices:
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| Surely this is the scariest Halloween costume imaginable. |
*click on it*
To which caitiedid responds:
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| I said NO CANDY CORN! EVER!!! |
ETA: Based off an
Absurd and Humorous Harry Potter fanfic summary,
oxymoron ponders:
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| QUOTE | Angst for the literarily inclined. Contains allusion to Victor Hugo, Nietzsche, and St. Paul.
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This is fabulous. Maybe it'll crossover with the 15th century Belgium one to produce something like "Harry is the epistle-writing Hunchback or Hogwarts, who risks everyhitng to save his gypsy love Esmer-Hermione, even though God is dead!"
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Putli Bai tries one of her own:
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| "Ok, so here's the synopsis. Harry is a leprachaun and he's madly in love with Hermione, who is the prettiest little petunia. Alas, she is forced to grow in the onion patch by evil troll Draco, who keeps a pair of matching codpieces named Fred and George locked in a trunk at the foot of his bed. Will Harry be able to save Hermione, or will he lose her to Snape the Magnificent Dragon and his seeing-elf boy Ron?" |
Shalamar in the
Advice Column thread, on parents doin' the nasty in their kids' bedrooms:
| QUOTE (Shalamar @ March 04, 2007 11:48 am) |
| I don't get the appeal, either. When my kids aren't in their bedrooms, to me, they're places to pick up/drop off laundry. I've never looked around them speculatively and thought "Hey, you know what would be really hot ... ?" |
SQUEE! My first Metaquote! Thanks, tothemax!
Thanks, Gwynevere1!
Those summaries are a treasure trove of badness.
ETA: I got metaquoted twice in two days! I'm thrilled! Thanks Shalamar!
oxymoron, on naming future offspring:
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Mother Oxy: What do you think would happen to you if you actually gave my grandchildren these names?
Oxy: You''d club me like I was a harp seal.
Mother Oxy: Just so we know one another. |
BWAH! Apparently the whole family is that cool.
YAY - thanks Gwynevere1.
Maybe I have a future in fanfic after all.
Woo hoo! Thanks for thhe metaquote, Gwynevere1!
I know, I know, we're all SO SHOCKED that I'm meta-quoting someone for touting Justin Timberlake's awesomeness, but it's FUNNY!
laurelin_kit in the Celebrity Couples thread:
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| QUOTE (MichiSichi) | | Cameron....why do all of Justin's exes go a bit nuts after him..? |
Kind of like going blind after looking into the sun? I don't know.
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Haha, thank you! I feel flattered.
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Zap Branigan's Secret Lover understands the finer points of living:
| QUOTE | | Whoever said you can't buy happiness is wrong. Or not a geek. |
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Oh, you dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don't know what to say.
Well, Zap, you say it best when you say nothing at all. Just sit back and enjoy it while it lasts.
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| QUOTE | | Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! |
Something vexes thee?
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Snarryfan, in response to tothemax in the Blowing of Steam thread. Got to love anything that references alan Rickman.
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So what you're saying is that people, actual humang beings, love Kinkade and his - for lack of a better word - art so much that they're willing to live in gated communities. Maybe we're already dead and this is hell.
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I think I've finally found my sig!
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tothemax on
the horrors of Thomas Kinkade:
| QUOTE | So what you're saying is that people, actual humang beings, love Kinkade and his - for lack of a better word - art so much that they're willing to live in gated communities. Maybe we're already dead and this is hell.
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I think I've finally found my sig!
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Hee! What thread was that in?