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PrincessCleo- 02-22-2007
Kiran in the Heroes thread:

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She could die in childbirth. Leaving Matt a vengeful single dad. That'd be cool. Greg Gunberg could work that. And Single Dads are hot. Not my single dad. Bitches best stay away from my single dad. But you know, other people's single dads.


whatthedeuce- 02-22-2007
Go, Kir! You get your metaquote on!

Thomasina- 02-22-2007
Vidor talking about the angry mob of Kevin Kline fans getting ready to go vigilante on Queen Six:

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We're c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill you.




Transvestite Hermaphrodite- 02-22-2007
lesleyg456 in Blowing Off Steam:

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I won't hesitate to cut a bitch for holding my boxes hostage, but I just don't WANT to. I don't have TIME to. I need to buy a bed and a couch and a car and get a job and stuff. I can't pencil in "fight with movers, threaten to remove -*test*-('")icles with butter knife."

grayeagle- 02-23-2007
lil d comments on a recently-revealed Hero:

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I am not sure I really get Hana's power.  Wouldn't receiving all internet type information be totally overwhelming, like 1,000,000 times worse that the superhearing woman? 


caerbannog (whose name alone amuses me every time I see it) responds:

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I think they should have her character go into a wank-induced catatonic stupor the day after the last Harry Potter book comes out and the only messages they can get out of her are funny cat macros.

lil d- 02-23-2007
First I make B-List and then my name appears in the Metaquotes thread? It's a beautiful day in the Snarkfest neighborhood.

Of course, I am not really reponsible for the quote that is here, but I will consider it an honor to have been the inadvertant set-up man.

Kiran- 02-23-2007
Its true though. I was on a flight with my dad last year and the flight attendent was hitting on him and within 20 minutes I was grossed out and protective enough to cut her.

caerbannog- 02-24-2007
Yay, I got metaquoted! Thanks, Grayeagle.

polarbear- 02-27-2007
Skyblade in the His Dark Materials thread, regarding the video game tie-in:

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A video game? Is there are a bar at the top that measures your rejection of organized religion?

MichiSichi- 02-27-2007
Hee Hee Vodka_Rebellion in the Death Pool Thread

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Yeah, he kind of looked like an animated corpse at the Oscars the other night. Then again, my grandmother has looked like an animated corpse for like 15 years, so hopefully...

Gwynevere1- 02-28-2007
rat kitten rat on an Absurd and Humorous Harry Potter fan fiction summary:
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Standard pregnant man throwing a hissy fit.

Nothing out of the ordinary about this story.

Charishawk- 03-02-2007
Carmine, in Dating Advice, on bad kissers who don't ever use their tongues:

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And it makes you feel weird, because you're trying to entice his tongue with yours, and his tongue is all "no, I'm not coming out to play".

Carmine- 03-02-2007
Ooo, how exciting! I've never been metaquoted before! Thanks, Charishawk!

Poubelle- 03-02-2007
Ooh--I didn't even notice I was metaquoted. Thanks, kai!

callie- 03-03-2007
Skyblade in the Worst Movie Ever thread:

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Mammoth? They're running out of monsters on Sci-Fi. They're shaggy and docile. They're just elephants with Sean Connery syndrome.


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