MidgeWood, in I Hate What You're Wearing:
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| I saw this girl on campus today wearing sparkly blue snakeskin leggings, Uggs, and a red tunic. I was scarred, badly. I almost felt like giving her a hug or something, but she had a serious bitchface going on. Which is understandable, I mean if I got mugged by fashion pixies when I stepped out my door I'd be pissy too. |
Just now, dinahmoe. And whoa, dudes. I don't what to say! Right now I'm torn between "I totally love you guys" and "you guys are freaks."
Also, if
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My former goal in life: Get law degree. Win Grammy. Marry major league baseball player, preferably an infielder with a good swing.
My current goal in life: Be photographed next to Tico Torres, while wearing a t-shirt declaring "This is bullshit, Where's Tico Torres?" Ideally, Mr. Torres would be holding a sign saying "here I am!" |
weren't already in the Metaquotes thread, I would Metaquote it.
| QUOTE (dinahmoe @ February 17, 2007 11:28 pm) |
My former goal in life: Get law degree. Win Grammy. Marry major league baseball player, preferably an infielder with a good swing.
My current goal in life: Be photographed next to Tico Torres, while wearing a t-shirt declaring "This is bullshit, Where's Tico Torres?" Ideally, Mr. Torres would be holding a sign saying "here I am!" |
Something that you could do more immediately (and, dare I say it, more awesomely?) is to take that sign to a Daughtry concert.
Of course, you would have to go to a Daughtry concert, but. . .take one for the team. (And Tico.)
Thomasina in Lily Allen's celebrity thread:
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| QUOTE (vidor @ February 17, 2007 11:11 pm) | | Remember the days when the most important thing about an artist was the quality of the music? |
Me, neither.
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Touché.
tothemax, responding to oxymoron's discussion of The Last King of Scotland in Unpopular Movie Opinions You Hold:
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| QUOTE (oxymoron @ February 20, 2007 01:12 pm) | | If you're going to do things that are just painfully, obviously stupid, own them. don't act all surprised or shocked when things go wrong. |
... Britney.
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spidey_88, in chat:
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| spideyland:: But it's that weird hairy, wrinkled, lanky thing that a lot of teenaged boys have, I think. |
Quoted entirely out of context, naturally. She was talking about an American Idol con-*test*-('")ant.
This quote from worse_than_a_sunset just made me laugh out loud at work. From the Books I Hate thread, about Great Expectations:
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| I read this when I was a freshman in high school, too, and I hated it so very very much. Partly because it's boring, and partly because "Pip" is the worst name in the history of literature. Pip. Pip. He's the hero, and his name is Pip. Fuck that! |
mrinsouciance explains why Ralph Fiennes's ex should not be surprised that his
blind-item-worth sexual acts:
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| What the hell does she expect? He is The Dark Lord, after all. |
Lily Rose in the Commercials thread:
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| Oh dear god, I just saw a commercial...well. It was so awful! It's a guy, in bed, with his ass up in the air. Like....a cat in heat or something. His wife sits up in bed, scoffs, and lays down again. And then! The announcer says, "He should have used Preparation H." And then my soul shriveled up and died and now I'm dead and typing in hell. |
| QUOTE (nikita @ February 22, 2007 01:55 pm) |
Lily Rose in the Commercials thread:
| QUOTE | | Oh dear god, I just saw a commercial...well. It was so awful! It's a guy, in bed, with his ass up in the air. Like....a cat in heat or something. His wife sits up in bed, scoffs, and lays down again. And then! The announcer says, "He should have used Preparation H." And then my soul shriveled up and died and now I'm dead and typing in hell. |
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Aww, thanks. Turns out hell isn't so bad. Of course, things may turn ugly if I have to see that commercial again.
Okay, my mind went to bad place, so, naturally, I'm sharing it.
After reading mri's metaquote about Ralph Fiennes and his allegedly kinky self and Lily Rose's reaction to the butt-first Preperation H commercial, I had a whole "we could use this as KY commercial" with the wife and a strap-on.
Wife: "Well, honey, since you're in that position already...."
Voice-over: KY warming lubricant. For those special occasions.
I'm sorry. I'll be quiet now.