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Brainchild committed serious alliteration in chat tonight:

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Kallieopeia:: He probably thinks Revenge of the Sith is the pinnacle of the Star Wars saga
Brainchild1984:: It was certainly the pinnacle of the prequels, but that's like saying that punch in the face was much better than those last two kicks in the crotch
Instant Skyblade:: Aw, I'd say Sith was merely a slap
Brainchild1984:: (it was also one of the slashiest movies I've ever seen, but that's beside the point)
Instant Skyblade:: Actually, I don't mind Clones terribly
Instant Skyblade:: The romance was grating
Kallieopeia:: I liked Phantom Menace much more than Revenge of the Sith
Kallieopeia:: yeah, the Anakin/Padme thing was unbearable
Kallieopeia:: and i like Attack of the Clones more than Sith too
Instant Skyblade:: but it was also grating in spider-Man, the movie that boasted a victory over Clones
Brainchild1984:: It was! I'm not normally one to see slashy subtext in things, but I swear that Palpatine was just trying to get into Anakin's pants
Kallieopeia:: ew
Brainchild1984:: And when the whole burning/limb-chopping thing happened, he just made the best of a bad, barbequed situation

CocoaGoddess on Kim Kardashian and her pissing paramour Ray-J:

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I'm not sure what disturbs me more; the rumors that he apparently pissed on her in the video, or Ray J being labeled a "hip hop superstar". On what fucking bizarro planet? A star's light has never shone so half ass.

She's actually pretty, and she might have been able to make it as a urban model or c-actress, rather than embarassing herself and trying to fast track her "celebrity" by allowing a no name, never has been rap "star" to give her a golden shower.

So succinct and yet so true.

inversed in the Breakfast Club thread....

QUOTE (inversed @ February 11, 2007 05:10 pm)

Dear vwlphb: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a pop culture geek...and a moderator wannabe....and a lurker...a fangirl...and a troll.

Does that answer your question?

This is made of awesome.

QUOTE (boutros boutros kitty @ February 11, 2007 08:46 pm)

inversed in the Breakfast Club thread....

QUOTE (inversed @ February 11, 2007 05:10 pm)

This is made of awesome.

That one was actually my post...and thanks! Even if it was misattributed, I consider that my first metaquote on the new site!

SO SORRY! I was trying to cut and paste and somehow that got all screwed up.

It is still, however, made of awesome.

Aw, not a problem at all. I'm just happy that you liked it enough to include it.

Easy confusion, anyway. inversed is pretty damned funny.

Britney Spears causes tothemax to ponder an important question for all of us here at Snarkfest:

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Feeling sorry for someone is when you laugh at their stupidity, right?

Ha! I knew I was the most sympathetic person on the planet!

Gwynevere1 muses about the additions to the new director's cut of Troy:

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QUOTE (QueenSix @ February 12, 2007 01:02 pm)

So they're adding more sex

So, no longer cousins?

PolarBear in the Blowing Off Steam thread:

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Welcome to my world. The professor could be telling us about the time she escaped from starving velociraptors on the slopes of an erupting volcano by hitching a ride on the back of caiman across a pirahna-infested river, and I'd still be the person at the back nodding off.

Hee hee, because the mental image is delightful, plus I'm like that myself.

Swarley, in the Psychotic Fans thread, relating hopes for HP book 7:

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And me. Neville can't die! Neither can Tonks or Remus. They have to live happily ever after and produce werewolves with the ability to change their fur color by wrinkling their nose.

Hee!

Aww, thanks Shalamar! Glad to know I'm not the only one...

QUOTE (Charishawk @ February 12, 2007 10:02 pm)

Swarley, in the Psychotic Fans thread, relating hopes for HP book 7:

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And me. Neville can't die! Neither can Tonks or Remus. They have to live happily ever after and produce werewolves with the ability to change their fur color by wrinkling their nose.

Hee!

Awww, thanks.

QUOTE (polarbear @ February 13, 2007 02:56 am)

Aww, thanks Shalamar! Glad to know I'm not the only one...

Trust me, in number, we are like unto a fearsome army.

I.e. Man, I hate when that happens! Especially this one time in high school when I fell asleep in Chorus (in Chorus! While singing!) and the desk tilted (stepped seating) and I caught myself but my music folder and all its contents WHOOSHed down onto the floor, skidding under the piano and up to the Chorus teacher and everything. It was mortifying.

QueenSix is surprised that the poet Milton's blindness isn't common knowledge

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you mean you completely missed the Blind Items that were going around for months and the way his thread exploded when the news came out? Like, do you pay attention to the Internets at all?? Then I suppose you don't know that he's in rehab right now with Robbie Williams but is supposed to be writing lyrics for his next album?