The wonderful mrinsouciance on detoxing:
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| The only thing I could detox with would be coffee. Because, seriously. Without my coffee? Death and destruction, civil unrest, combovers and Michael Bolton. |
LOVE.
Gatorbait on Ted Danson's hair in You Used To Be Attractive...:
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| It's just a bald patch on the back of his head that he basically wore a hair yarmulke to cover on Cheers. But the front is all Danson. |
I'm not sure if it's "hair yarmulke" or "all Danson" that made me love this, but I do love it.
Whenever I want to say something is true, from now on I'm going to use "it's all Danson." I think it'll catch on like wildfire. It's so fetch.
You know, it's funny 'cuz it's all Danson.
Blixie on V. C Andrews:
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| Also the blonde/blue eyed fixation freaks me out. I want to enjoy my twisted sister brother uncle daddy fuckers without Aryan suburbia worshp harshing my mellow. |
I choked on my lunch because I wass laughing so hard. It's funny, and yet so true.
| QUOTE |
| Even Justin Timberlake wishes he could be Justin Timberlake. |
And from the last page: Thanks,
Gwynevere! I didn't notice until now.
ETA:
Cleo in the
Psychotic Fans thread: | QUOTE |
| Forget it, Max. It's Crazytown. |
Instant Monkeys, reacting to the Jammers (the Jim/Pam shippers for those of you with lives) gives the rant to end all rants
in the TWOP thread:
| QUOTE (Instant Monkeys @ February 08, 2007 03:11 pm) |
Oh, for fuck's sake. You know, even though it has nothing to do with me, this kind of thing really irritates me. I just started watching The Office. I have a huge crush on Jim and I love the Jim/Pam UST. And when I read things like that I start to feel like I want to disassociate myself with the whole thing. Why must people be so gross about everything on earth?
It's like when you find a cool little place for lunch and you tell people about it and they start going every single day, and befriending all the servers, and analyzing their favorite menu items, and writing gushy letters to the food columns of newspapers on its behalf, and telling everyone who visits that it's the best part of the city and every other restaurant in the city sucks in comparison, and volunteering to run its website, and getting a part-time job there, and naming their hamster after one of the desserts, and CafePress-ing t-shirts with its name and wearing them there every Sunday for brunch in a loud group, and loudly fake-crying all day about how they're not going to survive when it's closed one day due to a power failure, and "jokingly" berating you if you get your lunch anywhere else, and then deciding that they don't like it anymore and it sucks and you suck for still liking it and they're going to smack anyone RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE who mentions it in their presence AND THEY ARE DEAD SERIOUS.
And after your initial rush of happiness that other people like the same restaurant you like, it really kind of ruins it for you, even before they inevitably turn on it, and you wish they never would have focused their insane love on it, because now the whole thing is kind of distasteful and sad and it's not the restaurant's fault, but now going there bums you out.
I hate that.
And I have a whole shady Internet past as an X-Phile, and, I mean, I lusted (and continue to lust) over David Duchovny (and, to a degree, Gillian Anderson), but there's something about the whole "OMG I LITERALLY HAD AN ORGASM FROM LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE I AM GOING TO SERIOUSLY GO ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS IF THEY DON'T HAVE A GOOD SCENE NEXT WEEK I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE SAID SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME I SPEND MUTTERING "JOHN, JOHN, JOHN" OVER AND OVER TO MYSELF MY MISSION IN LIFE IS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM AND I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY OMG SWOOOOOOOOON" fever-pitch hysterical insanity that just makes me want to shoot myself.
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My very firs-*test*-('") Metaquote! Thanks for making my day, Poubelle.
Instant Monkeys is a little bit my hero.
PrincessCleo in
Psychotic Fans summing up Harry Potter faniacs:
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| Forget it, Max. It's Crazytown. |
This made me chuckle sardonically.
Holy crap! I've never been metaquoted before. Thanks, tothemax! I'm honored. :)
My first evah MQ. I'm all a-flutter. Thank you Gwynevere1!
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| QUOTE (komalow @ February 09, 2007 01:10 pm) | | I agree with vidor, actually. She's someone I really want to like, to find attractive, because I love pale skin and unique fashion sense. But in practice, she basically creeps me out. She looks so unreal to me, and not in a good way. |
...[s]he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When [s]he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until [s]he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
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LittleItalian, on Dita von Teese. This made me giggle MUCH more than it should have.
Hee.
ETA - Genevieve in Blowing Off Steam:
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| My socks kept falling down today. Stupid bullshit socks. |
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Genevieve in Blowing Off Steam:
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| My socks kept falling down today. Stupid bullshit socks. |
This made me laugh out loud, honest to God. I will never be able to put on socks again without thinking "stupid bullshit socks."
ETA: Oops! Didn't see that BrightEyes had edited! Double metaquote for Genevieve!
Woohoo! First metaquote. Thanks BrightEyes!