Metaquotes

Courtesy of Skyblade, in the Celebrity Schadenfreude thread:

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Aw, who has schadenfreude for Danny Devito? It's like wanting to see that old restaurant in your neighborhood closing down. Maybe you don't go there anymore, but it's part of your heritage!

That's probably the biggest compliment Danny's ever been paid. For serious.

Some particularly bad Celebrity Fashion inspires Poubelle to pray:

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Mommy? Fug Girls? Somebody? I'm scared.

Hee, thanks again, Gwynevere!

laurelin_kit accurately describes what's so terrible about music today:

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I think Panic! At the Disco sounds like Fall Out Boy covering The Killers: two evils combining to form the Antichrist's music of choice.

The Dude describes a mime being raped:

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"he tried to run away, but the wind was too strong"

escape, in the I Hate My Job! thread:

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I have got to start drinking at work.

So say we all.

particle_person has an Unpopular Literary Opinion on Transcendentalists:

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Actually, those guys remind me of that pretentious stage you go through in high school. It's the one where you carry around classic books on your lunch tray so other people will see what you're reading. Or if it isn't classics, it's something controversial like The Bell Curve or Malleus Malficarum. Then you write Deep Poems while sitting on a stump in the woods and throw around words like 'polysemy' and 'Beersheba.' You wear all black. And you watch the ants really carefully for inspiration because WTF else are you going to do on a stump? After awhile you get into the Zone and you start spouting lines like, "the grass is the SPERM of me! When lilacs last became transparent eyeballs, Lincoln rode and yet shall ride, but simply. Simply!"

tothemax feels some Celebrity Schadenfreude:

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QUOTE (ka-*test*-('")i @ December 07, 2006 12:43 pm)

Another Jessica clip, this one with the bonus of an Ashlee reference, the lyric flub, and the dash off stage.

You know that South Park episode where Cartman gets pissed off at someone (Scott Peterman?) and then kills Scott's parents and makes him eat them and then licks the tears off of Scott's face when he finds out because they give him (Cartman) strength? That's how I felt when I watched that clip.

Yeah, tothemax, that was sublime.

Scarlettfish in the Dating Advice thread:

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Find ways to touch him. Give him a hug and see if turns into the naked type of hugging.

Hee hee.

Aww, my first metaquote at Snarkphoenix is about sex! That is so oddly appropriate. Thanks komalow!

Skyblade in the Psychotic Fans thread about Firefly fans:

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I think I'm going to start calling these guys Charlie Browncoats, because their luck seems to be most unfortunate.

woolhat defends the importance of olives against an Unpopular Non-Fame Opinion:

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The only thing that olives are good for is when you put black ones on your fingertips and pretend that your hand is Smokey Robinson and the Miracles.

No, no, no, NO! They are the Queen's Guard. They march up and down the plate until your parents aren't looking. Then they stealth away the VIP brussel sprouts to the incognito dog ambassador, who hides down yonder table. Honestly. Is it that hard?

Aw, thanks,Gwynevere1! I always knew playing with my food would come in handy.

dinahmoe explains the advantages of being Anne Boleyn over Katherine of Aragon

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Oh, you people think you're so great, with your attached heads and all. What are you going to do when we all go bowling and you forget your ball? Huh?