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Seriously though QS I think that phrase you coined is the perfect response to that kind of query and just wish I had the moxie to use it.

Poubelle explains how the Pirates of the Caribbean movies will bring about the new world order:

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I mean, that German messageboard shows us that terms like "Scruffington" and "Sexiest Deckhand Alive" can transcend language barriers. And if sexy men are what it takes to keep this world from tearing apart, dang it, I'm willing to do whatever I can to support that.

Seconded!

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bookworm, that's what motivated the suicide, isn't it? I propose we all revert to our old usernames to show proper remorse for the damage we've all caused. I am whatthedeuce once more!

But...but... I kind of like being Malloxorymoron.

Besides, it wasn't a proper psuedocide. No sockpuppets, no online trauma over the reveal. Hmmph. While it was our first, overall a C-.

Well, we aren't snarkers for nothing. I guess we can be insensitive just this once and carry on with our Mallory pseudonyms. I'll refrain only because all this name change business is driving me nuts.

eco on Giorgio Armani's fake tan:

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I look at him and feel a craving for barbecued pork.

Hee!

Courtesy of Livilla over in the Unpopular Movie Opinions thread:

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I wouldn't disrespect Chuck Norris in any house. I hear Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

If I weren't in the school library right now, I'd be laughing my ass off out loud!

roly has a problem with Daniel Radcliffe's new photoshoot:

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Oh, I feel filthy. I'm waiting for Chris Hansen to pop out of the next room and start scolding me.

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Courtesy of Livilla over in the Unpopular Movie Opinions thread:

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I wouldn't disrespect Chuck Norris in any house. I hear Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

If I weren't in the school library right now, I'd be laughing my ass off out loud!

I hear Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

WHAT? We love Chuck Norris at my school...

Hee.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

I love Chuck Norris facts. I drive my boyfriend crazy with them all the time.

Okay, that site is hilarious! Where have those facts been all my life? Now, I know better than to fear the dark. It's Chuck Norris I should fear.

In the Questions and Advice thread, we learn an important life lesson from Swarley, Unlucky Bear and mrinsouciance:

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(Swarley @ January 31, 2007 06:06 pm)

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Take them back to the pharmacy and they'll dispose of them. 

And how, you ask?

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Sell them to schoolkids and tell them it's extasy? Make a quick buck that way.

Some things become clear thanks to S.F.!

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roly has a problem with Daniel Radcliffe's new photoshoot:

Aw. Between this and getting a Book 7 release date, my day is totally made. Thanks!

Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer...but Chuck Norris has never cried.

Skyblade in the Celebrity Feuds thread:

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In my mind, Dynasty, Dallas, Melrose Place, even Titans all blur into one super-soap; Rich Bitches Slap.