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Gwynevere1- 01-19-2007
Tabby has a problem with a Commercial:
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The one with all of the scissors walking the streets completely freaks me out. I think it's for Discover. People are just throwing their credit cards at them like it's not weird that there is a scissor army marching downtown. Also, it seems very dangerous.

It's gotten worse. There's a new version where the scissors are swimming in a pond, and jumping up like fish to catch the cards thrown at them. So, when the credit cards are all gone and the scissors start coming after us, we can't even drown them.


Tabby- 01-19-2007
Aw, my first Metaquote! Thanks, Gwynevere1!

Getting back to A-list and a metaquote, all in the same day. I'm all verklempt. Cookies and cupcakes for everyone!

Jasmine- 01-19-2007
Aww, thanks Shalamar! A farting computer is no fun, let me tell you!

Gwynevere1- 01-20-2007
josie solves our Scissors Commercial problem:
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or rocks!
rock beats scissors!


Putli Bai is also traumatized by a Commercial--one that uses a digitally animated re-created corpse of Orville Redenbacher:
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Man, if I was OrvilleRedenbacher, I would never stop haunting my heirs.

josie- 01-20-2007
Oh wow! First Metaquote ever! Thank you muchly, Gwynevere1

Poubelle- 01-21-2007
komalow comments on the la-*test*-('") batch of blind items:
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Oh, the gayness, it is just a shock. My eyes, my eyes. Won't someone please think of the childrZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

TiffanyNichelle- 01-21-2007
I just had to metaquote this.

blixie in the V.C. Andrews thread:

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Also the blonde/blue eyed fixation freaks me out. I want to enjoy my twisted sister brother uncle daddy fuckers without Aryan suburbia worshp harshing my mellow.

komalow- 01-21-2007
Hey, neato! Thanks, Poubelle!

particle_person- 01-22-2007
On Blowing Off Steam:

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I wanked long and hard and mightily.


I just felt the need to quote this.

Eris Rising- 01-22-2007
It's more sneezydove's metaquote than mine, but that has to be my first mention in this thread? Oh, man. Now I'm even more ashamed.

sneezydove- 01-22-2007
I disagree. That was aaaaaalll you, dude. More you than I really needed to hear about, actually.

leone- 01-25-2007
From the Blowing Off Steam thread

(QueenSix @ January 24, 2007 01:13 pm)
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I think after reading the most recent posts I'm going to reply to enquiries about what I'd doing with "I'm being awesome, thanks. Seriously, I'm nature's grea-*test*-('") miracle. Now fuck off!"


This is such a good idea.

bookworm- 01-25-2007
Unlucky Bear provides us with our first pseudocide! :-)

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Well, FINE. I'm just going to go commit INTERNET SUICIDE and let's see how you like having my fake blood on your hands!

You won't have your Mallory to kick around anylsfjka;lsdkfja;ldfj;afjadjs;adfs..


*is completely dead,. Seriously. I AM TOTALLY DEAD*


In solemn mourning, we will now all add "Mallory" to our usernames.

whatthedeuce- 01-25-2007
bookworm, that's what motivated the suicide, isn't it? I propose we all revert to our old usernames to show proper remorse for the damage we've all caused. I am whatthedeuce once more!

oxymoron- 01-26-2007
QUOTE (whatthedeuce @ January 26, 2007 12:21 am)
bookworm, that's what motivated the suicide, isn't it? I propose we all revert to our old usernames to show proper remorse for the damage we've all caused. I am whatthedeuce once more!

But...but... I kind of like being Malloxorymoron.

Besides, it wasn't a proper psuedocide. No sockpuppets, no online trauma over the reveal. Hmmph. While it was our first, overall a C-.

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