Is it just me who thinks Samantha Ronson is a bad influence on La Lohan?

Not even close to just you, I don't think.

Ronson has always come off as a big time enabler and bad influence.

Her parents' marriage was such a mess, it doesn't surprise me at all that Lohan is completely incapable of dating somebody who isn't totally bad for her.

Man, Samantha Ronson is uuuuugllyyyy. If I were going to go down on a chick, she would not look like that.

Agreed. I never thought I'd say this but can she go back to stalking James Franco? At least he was pretty. And that self destructiveness was at least entertaining in a "Play Misty For Me" way.

I think that ad was made by a group that's for the ignition locks, because no anti-ignition lock group could possibly be so frigging stupid!

As for Lindsay's statement, maybe she's learned from her mistakes? Maybe? Perhaps? If you squint real hard?

That's really, really shitty. For reasons that have nothing to do with LoLi, in fact! No, you are not supposed to drive if you've had (THREE OR MORE GLASSES OF) wine with dinner. Way to NOT make that distinction, American Beverage Institute.

I hope she sues them for all they're worth.

Stole somebody's shit again. But she had to give it back.

If I had a coat that was a gift from my grandmother and one that I allegedly 'prized' (not to mention was worth $11,000) you can be damn sure I wouldn't have just put it in a bin with a bunch of other coats, you know? I can see where she'd be upset to have lost it but christ, take better care of it.

Assuming the story is true, of the two people involved, I'd say the person who sees a coat in a bin and says, "Mine!" and walks off is the nuttier one.

Agreed. However, Markova's math is interesting. She says the coat is worth $11K, but she wants $10K for being deprived of it for two weeks. Honey, if you're extorting money for keeping your mouth shut about the theft, you just tipped your hand.

Well, she probably went through some deep emotional suffering, you know. *cough*

Maybe there was something to that whole "borrowed somebody else's pants with the drugs in them" story, after all.