Whatever. Linds just wants to help me tinhat her with Seth Rogen!

Oh okay, I kinda have to say I love her again, simply because they did a q and a with her in People, and they asked her about working with Jack Black and she said, sincerely, that he was amazing and she looked to him for guidance in her life and that is just randomly awesome.

...whereas, I'm annoyed because she's contantly finding her co-stars "amazing" and "inspirational" and whatnot. I guess compared to the more prominent adults in her life, yeah, just about anyone would make a good role model.

- Signed, A Cynical Bitch Who Will Be Rolling Her Eyes at Lindsay Until At Least 5 Years of Her Sustained Sobriety Have Passed

Make that two cynical bitches.

Well, you know what I mean. One cynical bitch and a cynical "mee too'er" bastard.

Hey, maybe one of these days the inspiration will stick! (Seeing as Jamie Lee Curtis, Tina Fey, Meryl Streep, et al apparently did not inspire her long-term.) Maybe Jack Black will inspire her to do a version of School of Rock where Lindsay winds up as a substitute at an uptight Catholic girls' school, and inspires her students with Songs One Can Definitely Not Perform During Mass. Mother Superior may disapprove, but luckily for Lindsay, she has a secret love of Cyndi Lauper...

Wasn't that movie called Sister Act?

Consider the source, but -- sex tape?

I think thats why I find it so hilarious. Its like, Meryl, Jamie Lee and now Jack Black...? Okay.

Heh, I think you're right. That's what I get for staying up posting so late.

Still, a Sister Act remake/sequel has to be a step up from I Know Who Killed Me. And Whoopi can be her next mentor?

As for the possible sex tape, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Oh, Lindsay.

I wonder if the sex tape will be entitled I Know Who Did Me?

Sheesh. Way to kill any chance to be taken seriously as an actress.

Wasn't there a rumor about a sex tape a few months ago? Is this the same one, or is it a different tape?

Who cares? We've seen it all before, right?

Those 'Marilyn' photos are awful. She looks like she got smacked around before they started photographing her - seriously, she looks 40.

As for the 'amazing' body - I am a dozen years older and I wouldn't trade!

And I will never, ever be convinced she has not had her breasts done, at least once, more likely twice.

Actually, the topless photos convinced me that hers are definitely real. The only times they've changed size is when the rest of her has drastically lost (or gained back) weight.

Did anyone see the really creepy pic of Ali with her lips plumped? At 14. Seriously. Dina is out of control.

ETA: It's one of the weekend posts at ONTD. I'll go searching.

Found it!

I didn't see it. Link?