Why is she wearing a crushed velvet cloak? Did she just get back from a totally awesome live-action roleplay? Is she channeling her inner Arwen?

I wish she would go back to the red hair, because with the stringy blond mess she has now she looks exactly like Dina. It really ages her.

Who is this JR person? Scratch that. I suspect I'm better off not knowing. He looks like a thinner version of what's his name. That guy they call Greasy Bear.

Vincent Gallo? What's he got to do with Lohan?

Accordign to MSN, the rehab boyfriend is selling "racy pictures" of her.

I don't buy for a second that she's still clean as the article says, but wow, that really sucks. Although, I do have to wonder how incredibly stupid you have to be to let the guy you met in rehab, who you've been with for less than 6 months take pictures. You should know that's not going to end well.

True, since Lindsay has otherwise shown such impeccable judgement to date.

After she's carjacked an SUV with its occupants still inside and taken them on a wild chase through the streets of LA en route to beating the crap out of her ex-assistant's mother while wearing mysterious coke-pants, it's going to take more than some nudie pics to shock the world, Riley. It's not like we've never seen her firecrotch before.

*yawns*

Next.

Why do famous people keep doing this? It never ends well.

Man, I forgot how crazy she was.

Heh, me too. I forgot about the whole chasing down her ex-assistant thing. She crazy.

Reportedly asking for money from friends. So, is she really broke, back on the stuff or both?

Can't she just borrow her friends' pants, like before?

I'm surprised Altman didn't talk her into it first.

Don't worry, guys. That swig from the champagne bottle she took in Italy over New Year's -- the one that was caught on camera -- was the only swig she took. Phew!