She served 84 minutes in jail today

You know, it is nice to know that if I ever want to commit a serious crime, I should do it in Los Angeles.

And be a total coke whore who refuses to learn from her mistakes. You'll get off scott free!

Don't be so harsh. After all, "you are not a pop star with a number one album, so you don't know."

Oh, right, I forgot. I guess I will never really understand the plight of a troubled celebrity. I'm just a mere mortal with a clean record and no drug addiction!

Hey, she at least one-upped one of her frenemies. From that article:

Honestly, there's one thing we can learn from these starlets: roughly an hour-and-a-half in jail is the new black!

I don't know, guys. She dumped the loser but not before trying to sell photos to the paps. She certainly learned well from mama how to sell herself.

Her friends thought he was "unsophisticated"? Friends like Samantha Ronson and Paris Hilton? What-the-fuck-ever.

I can't say I'm surprised, though. Relationships made in rehab never last...and I'm sure the girl Riley dumped for Lindsay is laughing her ass off right now. Good for her.

She finally cut Dina like a bitch? Oh, you mean the dude, he bad mouthed Dina didn't he? Seems like a perfectly intelligent guy I kind of liked him, and she's supposedly using again too. Between Samantha and Dina they'll kill her yet.

LiLo and DiLo will never break up. Together 'til the crazy end.

Yeah, I liked him for going off on Dina for attempting to start that reality show.

And really the reasons for dumping him are bullshit "Hes not glamerous enough." "It was fine when they were in Utah"...and sober.

Not glamorous enough?

What an effing snot.

That Lindsay is just the queen of good decisions, isn't she?

At this point only Britney makes worse decisions.

From the comments:

Hee. Doesn't it make you happy no one has perfected scratch 'n sniff internet pictures?

She looks more and more like her mother in photos these days.