Ruh roh. Back with Sam Ronson.

Oh, Lindz you can do better than that. At least that Riley dude publicly smacked down your mom and your famewhoring.

...Cant you go back to stalking James Franco? That was probably healthier for you than Samantha Ronson. He might not agree though.

Who's this person?

The person who was present during most of Lindsay's coke-fueled rampages.

And who sold stories about her to the tabloids and tipped off the paps.

And who graduated high school with my best friend, which means she's a good decade older than Lindsay, which means bitch ought to KNOW BETTER.

Sounds like just a super friend, then.

She's also a DJ and has a song on the Mean Girls soundtrack.

She's a DJ in the same way Nicki Hilton is a handbag designer.

And I know this is not what we should be focusing on, but couldn't the rehab people have convinced Lindsay to go back to the red hair?

I agree. She looks awful as a blonde.

So, wait...did she break up with that snowboarder dude, or what?

I...dont know.

And yeah she needs to go back to the red. Or at least the brown. Shes looks healthy and pretty but the blonde? Not good.

And Samantha is also Mark Rosnon's sister. I like him better.

If she did dump that guy, that's kind of fucked up. I mean, didn't he leave his girlfriend to be with Lindsay?

If that's the case, then he was fucking clueless.

Relationships started in rehab never last.

See also: relationships started with Lindsay Lohan.