I'm probably a better Christian than that dude and I don't even believe in God!
Why is it that the biggest losers always find religion in jail? Charlie Manson is a born-again Christian too now, but does anyone want him around their kids? It seems like finding Christ is the easy way to shrug off the responsibility: It wasn't my fault, it was God's plan!
Daddy Screw-Up also wants to share his wisdom with the rest of us:
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| "I made a commitment when I was in there to God and to myself that, when I got out, I was going to do God's work, and I was going to share with other people what I've been through and how God changed my life," Lohan said. He is now a spokesman for GodMen, which holds events designed to help Christian men renew their faith. |
Keep it to yourself, weirdo. I don't believe for one second he's changed.
oh my lord! I...don't know really what to say about this.
That woman is INSANE!!
What a dumbass bitch. Seriously, she is just...what a horrific mother.
Oh dear. Run far, far away, Lindsay.
Oh, jeez. I hope that gets canceled quick.
That article also had this choice quote:
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| Working is my sole source of income. |
Yes, Dina, you and most of America. Yeeesh.
How broke do you think the Clan Lohan is these days?
I doubt it's about money for Dina. I'm sure it's all about the attention.
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| “There are so many misconceptions about me and my family,” Dina told People of her motives for heading to reality TV. “I’m setting the record straight.” |
No, no, I'm pretty sure doing this show confirms everything anyone's ever thought about you.
| QUOTE (Scarlettfish @ October 26, 2007 08:19 pm) |
| Oh dear. Run far, far away, Lindsay. |
And take your siblings with you.
And suddenly I had a idea for a new TV drama. It's about a young starlet, recently out of rehab, who kidnaps her siblings and goes on the run from her horrible famewhore parents. Will they get caught? Will she relapse? Will she befriend the cute paparazzo who always seems to be one step behind her? I already have the sweeps arc mapped out in my head. It's like "Prison Break" meets "The Simple Life."
You could seriously pitch that show and probably get it made. I say go for it, and we can say we knew you when you were nobody!
I would totally watch that show.
Me, too. But only if the recently-rehabbed starlet has her natural red hair.
That makes three of us. I'd even buy the DVD.
Well, I'm not going to be pitching TV shows from Michigan, so if anyone closer to Hollywood wants it, take it with my blessing.
This does confirm everything I've ever thought about Dina, but I also don't believe a word of it. And, frankly, won't believe it until it shows up on my Tivo guide. Lindsay's staying under the radar and so Dina is in need of attention and I wouldn't put this kind of shit past her for a second.