That was just about the best thing ever. Maybe Linds really should hire the Fug Girls.

The original reads like those random text paragraphs that come free with the Cialis spam.

Did she really send this to people ? Jesus.

They just did a bit on her on the Today show. They went through the list of her la-*test*-('") stupid starlet stunts and then blamed it on Hollywood. I don't know, yes, she has a lot of pressure on her, but there's lots of starlets who aren't losing their fucking minds in front of everyone.

And said starlets are really, really dull.

The day Lindsay gets sober, (and properly dressed, and writes a grammatically correct sentence on her Blackberry, and washes), will be a sad day for us all.

She signed it "Your Entertainer"??! Oh Lindsay.

Heeeee.

My favorite comment is on the second page: "See? You have broken me." Fabulous.

I used to agree with this completely, but it's getting to the point now where I won't be surprised if our sad day is her dying before she hits the legal drinking age. It's getting scary.

Yeah, amusing as her letters have been, I can't really enjoy them knowing that she's crashing hardcore. If she were just stupidly entertaining, that would be one thing, but she's out of control in a scary way.

Seriously, Linds is starting to resemble Neely O'Hara in Valley of the Dolls, right before she gets carted off to the nuthouse and rips a tub cover.

She is really, really sick. Poor girl. She's going to crash in a big way, and it's not going to be pretty.

I've always been a bit confused by all the love for her; I never thought anything she did as an actress was especially good, and she came off as self-important, conceited, and not very bright in that MTV special (diary?) a while ago.

But now it's like, WTF? The girl can't even string two sentences together. I pity her. And why does she look so old? It's frightening. Damn you Lohan! Just...yikes.

She's allegedly hooked on Oxycontin. And vodka. And cocaine. And cigarettes. Then takes Ambien to sleep.

Yeah. She's really going to fuck herself up if that is all true. And I totally believe it could be.

Ohhkay, after reading that bit on her at GFY, I take back everything I said earlier in this thread. That's more than just a couple of errors. And after reading these links, I'll join in with the "needs serious help" crowd. It's getting to the point where I can hardly believe what I read anymore. "That's really the same girl from Freaky Friday and The Parent Trap?"

I was watching Mean Girls last night (it was on TBS), which I'd never seen before, and it just made me sad.