Lindsay Lohan

That's incredibly sad if it's all true. And really, I tend to believe it. Honestly, I hope she's able to get well, get out of Hollywood, maybe go to school, and then she can write a book about her totally fucked up adolesence. Lord knows she's got a story to tell.

She should take a lesson from her Ex Aaron and divorce her parents

Looking healthy and happy on a rehab daytrip. I have the strangest sense of deja vu...

What I'm thinking is that maybe she should stay in rehab permanantly. It seems to agree with her.

Why does she insist on tanning? Is she intent on looking as leathery as Dina by the time she's 25?

Paris is still as charming as ever. Good to know that finding God in prison thing didn't take. Although, to be fair, she probably wasn't the one who did it. It's just funnier to imagine she did.

It's a spray on tan, Actonbell. No skin cells were harmed in the making of this tan.

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Paris is still as charming as ever. Good to know that finding God in prison thing didn't take. Although, to be fair, she probably wasn't the one who did it. It's just funnier to imagine she did.

Personally, I think it's funnier to imagine Paris thinks people actually believe that she made the sign herself.

What a cunt. Yes, I said the C-word; its the only word I could think of that is appropriate for that socialite piece of shit. I'm hardly a Lindsay fan, but the poor girl is in rehab, obviously strung out of her mind, and dealing with family shit to boot-she doesn't need any more added stress. I hope Paris gets the shit beat out of her someday for being such an insensitive caricature of a human being.

RANT OVER.

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Paris is still as charming as ever. Good to know that finding God in prison thing didn't take. Although, to be fair, she probably wasn't the one who did it. It's just funnier to imagine she did.

All class, that girl.

Paris didn't write that. It's not misspelled, or covered in macharoni.

Wow, that's viscous.

No felonies for Lindsay.

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The charges are seven misdemeanors -- NO FELONIES. And, there may be a plea bargain today at 1:30 PM PDT.

Lohan...was charged with two counts of driving under the influence. If convicted of both, she'd face a minimum of four days in jail. If a felony were filed, Lohan could have faced several years in state prison.

As to why no felony charges were filed, the DA says Lohan's cocaine traces "were below the .05 grams required by office policy for felony filing."

Sources tell us there were also problems even proving she was in possession of the drug.

As for the second case, a law enforcement source tells us the manner in which the cocaine was seized was questionable. In addition, the source says the amount of cocaine "didn't meet the threshold for filing."

But there's more to the story: In deciding whether to file felony cocaine charges, the D.A. always looks at the person and the circumstances. In Lohan's case, the fact that she was busted twice in a short period of time actually helped her. It shows someone is struggling with an addiction problem. The fact that each time she was busted, she immediately checked into a rehab facility also helped her case. Also, her age -- 21 -- and the fact that her upbringing was extremely unstable -- also worked in her favor.

So ONTD posts that lil sis Ali was in a car accident with her 16 year old learners-permitted boyfriend sans licensed adult.

She's so headed the way of Lindsay. Her main role models are Lindsay and Dina. She's gonna be 10 times more screwed up than Lindsay, in my opinion. Living in her sister's shadow, and all that.