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jenelope- 05-29-2007
Add me to the list of posters pulling for her. However, I'm skeptical of her ability to get herself cleaned up. She's like the female version of Charlie Sheen. Only trouble is, she's got no Martin Sheen to drag her ass from the hospital to jail should she OD. Addicts need a good support system for recovery and the girl has nothing but enablers and parasites.

As for this generation of celebs being worse than previous generations, I really don't believe it. But the accessibility of information is vastly different than it was in the days of Barbara Lamarr, Marilyn Monroe, and John Belushi. Back in those days, drugs were only a whispered rumor, unless someone died.

mrinsouciance- 05-29-2007
QUOTE (jenelope @ May 29, 2007 10:58 am)
She's like the female version of Charlie Sheen.

Hmmm ... Lindsay and Charlie, Charlie and Lindsay.

The ensuing craziness is hard to even fathom.

Angst_Boy- 05-29-2007
Good article in the L.A. Times about addiction among the famous and why it's often ignored for so long. The link is right here. If people can't access it, let me know and I'll see about reposting it. (It's kind of long, though, so I didn't want to clog the thread.)

blixie- 05-29-2007
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Hmmm ... Lindsay and Charlie, Charlie and Lindsay.


Dude let's not give Charlie any ideas.


jenelope- 05-29-2007
Yeah, that's just... gross.

mrinsouciance- 05-29-2007
QUOTE (jenelope @ May 29, 2007 01:00 pm)
Yeah, that's just... gross.

Someday I'll learn to use my powers for good, rather than evil.

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Addicts need a good support system for recovery and the girl has nothing but enablers and parasites.


Agreed. I simply don't see her gaining the maturity to admit to her problem(s) on her own, in the forseeable future. And we all know where she learned that self-destructive trait - from mom and dad.

Is her younger sister as messed up as she is? If not, it's a miracle.

Jesus H. Garcia- 05-29-2007
I hope the program is as decent as it sounds. But yeah, I can't think of anyone in her life (Jane Fonda or Tina Fey? I'm reaching.) who can give her the support she needs. I'm not optimistic.

I'm morbidly curious about the other Lohan siblings. Ali's young, but probably doomed already. And I hate to say it, but looking like Dina's mini-me will not get you far in Hollywood. In one of the seemingly dozens of interviews and press releases from Michael Lohan this week, there was a weird quote where he asked the Orange Oprah to stop alienating their children from him -- "especially Lindsay", 'cause I guess she's the most important one.

Scarlettfish- 05-29-2007
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Yeah, I'm still pulling for her - I have a feeling I'm the only one left.


I'm pulling for her, too. I'd love to see her completely pull it around and live up to her potential and be snarky and funny and cute again.

preciosa- 05-29-2007
QUOTE (Jesus H. Garcia @ May 29, 2007 03:54 pm)
I'm morbidly curious about the other Lohan siblings. Ali's young, but probably doomed already. And I hate to say it, but looking like Dina's mini-me will not get you far in Hollywood. In one of the seemingly dozens of interviews and press releases from Michael Lohan this week, there was a weird quote where he asked the Orange Oprah to stop alienating their children from him -- "especially Lindsay", 'cause I guess she's the most important one.

Well she is the one signing the cheques.

katesti- 05-30-2007
Buy pieces of Lindsay's car on eBay.

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THE HISTORIC DOWNFALL OF HOLLYWOOD'S STARLETS IS CLEARLY UPON US. FIRST, PARIS HILTON IS GIVEN JAIL TIME AND NOW LINDSAY'S

ACCIDENT MAY MARK THE END OF INNOCENCE & LUCK OF HOLLYWOOD'S YOUNG, RICH & FAMOUS... THIS LATEST INCIDENT SIGNIFIES ALOT

FOR THE HARD PARTYING ACTRESS. NOT ONLY WAS LINDSAY SUSPECTED OF DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE, BUT SHE IS UNDER

THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE, AND ALSO FLED FROM THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT.

UP FOR AUCTION ARE 100% AUTHENTIC GUARANTEED PIECES & PARTS OF ACTRESS LINDSAY LOHAN'S Mercedes SL 65 AMG black convertible

RECOVERED FROM THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT ON THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF SUNSET BLVD. AND FOOTHILL DR. IN BEVERLY HILLS, CA.

LINDSAY LOST CONTROL OF HER CAR IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS OF MAY 26TH, 2007, VEERED OFF ON FOOTHILL DR. , JUMPED THE CURB, AND

ULTIMATELY CRASHED INTO THE HEDGES OF THE PROPERTY!!! BEFORE THE SCENE WAS COMPLETELY CLEANED UP, WE RECOVERED THESE REMAINING FRAGMENTS OF HER CAR, INCLUDING THE FRONT LIGHTS AND PARTS OF THE BODY. THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECEIVE A SWORN WRITTEN, & SIGNED STATEMENT TO THE EXACT

ACCOUNTS AND CLAIMS STATED ABOVE FROM THE PERSON WHO RECOVERED THESE ITEMS FROM THE SCENE.


Classy.

Jesus H. Garcia- 05-30-2007
Orange Oprah with Dynasty hair. I'll be generous and say Lindsay wasn't doomed until this moment.

Maria De Salle- 06-05-2007
Lindsay plays with knives

katesti- 06-05-2007
With Vanessa Manillo, apparently. (Pictures from earlier that evening.)

When I saw the speculation that it was Vanessa, I was all, "Oh whatever, if that's her, I'll eat my hat."

...will someone pass me a hat?

mrinsouciance- 06-05-2007
This speaks more of Vanessa Minillo's poor judgment than Lohan's. After all, most of us wouldn't be surprised in the least to find out LL was wasted and playing with knives. But when someone else sees that and says "Hey, THAT looks like FUN! I'll go play with knives with wasted Lindsay Lohan!" you really have to question their sanity.

katesti- 06-05-2007
Plus, did you see who else they were hanging out with that night? Lohan, Mannillo, and the Lennon/Oko spawn might just be the most random crew ever.

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