Lindsay Lohan

In the last picture on the ONTD link NovemberRain posted, Lindsay's bent over, doing something suspicious (possibly snorting up a little blow). And there'a guy holding a cell phone pointed right at whatever she's doing. If I had to guess about this mysterious cell phone video footage, I'd say it happened right there.

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until Niarchos kicked the rodent out onto a balcony.

I wonder if they're referring to Paris or Seacrest?

I'm beginning to wonder just what, short of an act of God, it will take to snap Lohan out of this self-destructive cycle. I sure can't think of anything or anyone at all likely to succeed in injecting some sense into her.

So, one minute she really needed rehab or else she would have died, the next she's milking her 21st birthday party for all it's worth and (allegedly) snorting coke.

I give up.

I hope Lindsay can get her shit together, because I think she is a very talented actress. I really liked her in "Mean Girls," and thought she gave one of the best performances of the ensemble in "Bobby" (which, considering the ensemble, is saying something).

I'd hate to see her become a casualty like River Phoenix.

QUOTE (FabulousPant @ April 30, 2007 11:30 pm)

If that looks pregnant, I'm in trouble.

If she looks pregnant, then we're all in trouble.

Especially me, I don't know who the father is!

New claims that she's been caught on tape doing coke (with grainy pictures!), along with lots of sex rumors.

I'm totally not a Lindsay apologist, but I don't see Lindsay doing any coke in those pics. Either way, I believe her rep/publicist/whatever will have some 'splaining to do!

Oh, James Franco, really? (Can't say I blame her, though.) ETA: Waitaminute, wasn't there that story about James Franco rejecting her advances at a club or something awhile back? Nevermind.

Also, Joaquin wouldn't sleep with Linds. His heart will always belong to Reese! [/tinhat]

In the second picture, it looks like she has a pinky up to her nose, maybe. Other than that, she was just in the stall, holding some coke and and shoving a little up her friend's nose. "What's the big deal? I was just holding it for a friend. People make stuff up about me all the time!"

Cokehead Sr. still a famewhore.

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The leggy 44-year-old mother of three was hired by "Entertainment Tonight" to interview celebrities on the red carpet as they arrived at last night's New York premiere of "Georgia Rule...

"Dina wants to be a TV star," said one snitch. "But 'ET' may just be hiring her so they can get the Lindsay exclusive."

This isn't the first time Dina has tried to use her daughter's fame to snag an "exclusive." When Lindsay was in rehab, her mom took "ET" on the plane with her and her other daughter, Ali Lohan, to go "visit" Lindsay at the Wonderland facility in L.A.

"She was so angry there were cameras there," said a friend of Lindsay's. "And people at the rehab center were infuriated."

Shockingly, Dina still sucks.

She looked riiiiilll rough on Letterman last night. But it was funny watching her trying to gloss over her problems on the set of Georgia Rule.

Let's watch. Man, I had already forgotten about her "appendectomy" and the "Paris hit me" incident.

Tops Maxim's hot 100.

QUOTE (callie @ May 16, 2007 11:21 am)

Tops Maxim's hot 100.

*looks at list*

Okay, I'm done. Clearly my standards of "female beauty" have fallen so far out of the norm that I can no longer be considered heterosexual unless skanky, emaciated, artificial blow-up dolls somehow start turning me on.

I'll just take my Lynda Carter poster and go find something else to lust after.