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No, Linds, everybody's tired of hearing about YOU. Leave "them" out of it!
I feel this is the perfect time to turn to
Jessica, and let her explain how I feel:
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| I seriously feel like my relationship with Lindsay Lohan is sort of like the blogger/actress equivalent of a Lifetime movie, wherein she keeps doing dumb shit...and I keep making excuses for her. Lately, we've been at the point where I don't even make the excuses here anymore, because I know y'all will be like, "GIRL. You have GOT to MOVE ON. She is BAD NEWS. This is just going to HURT YOU." And I don't want to hear it, because I secretly STILL LOVE HER. So I make the excuses in my head. "She's just dating K. Fed because she wants attention. It's a cry for help, really. No one understands her the way I do. Everyone else is so mean." I know: it's a sickness...God! No one understands her but me. |
| QUOTE (Ladymerlin @ April 18, 2007 12:55 pm) |
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| QUOTE | | ["When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me," |
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Hail Lindsay, crotch of fire, protect us from our enemies.
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She also compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and claimed to be shocked she ended up needing treatment: "It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." |
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How can she be both Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana? Maybe she should shoot for a happy medium. Especially one that doesn't end in messy death.
She says that like it was a cool thing. Fucking moron.
She and Britney need to shut their mouths. Like, forever.
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| A source told Life And Style magazine that the situation was not quite as simple as Lohan quitting the movie |
I like to think of it more as the benevolent hand of God in action.
Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley in a Dylan Thomas biopic? Are there only three working actresses in Hollywood?
Whatever happened to her Mark David Chapman biopic, anyway? Was it ever released?
Knightley's mother wrote it, IIRC. Lohan? Eh, no. On the other hand, the Parent Trap was on TV the other day, and I think I'm physically incapable of scrolling past that channel. So cute! I'm definitely on the Go Fug Yourself end of Lindsay love - it's so bad for you, but I can't stop.
The Mark David Chapman movie showed at Sundance but didnt get good reviews. I think it got picked up, though.
"Being An Actress is Lonely"As if actresses have the monopoly on being lonely... Regardless, she just sound lost, which is sad, especially since she somehow believes she can take care of herself despite her constant floundering. I sometimes forget she's just 20 though.
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| I sometimes forget she's just 20 though |
I do too but it is cause she acts like she's 15.
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| she was interviewed in her native New York City, where she says she was staying at the request of her younger brother Michael, 19, and sisters Ali, 13, and Dakota, 10. |
I could have sworn her youngest sibling was a boy. Nice researching, People. Is Ali still trying to be a star? I haven't heard anything from her since that horrifying Christmas album. The Lohan family is depressing.