Lindsay Lohan

True dat. It makes me really sad to see girls like LiLo and the Oleson twins look 50 when they're not even legal drinking age yet.

From IMDB.com

Lohan's Father Released From Prison

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Lindsay Lohan's father Michael was set to be released from a New York state prison today after more than two years behind bars. Michael was sentenced to serve time after surviving a fiery car crash on Long Island, where he was charged with driving under the influence. The former stockbroker, producer and actor has reportedly changed his ways and is now an ordained minister who wants to "make amends for his past mistakes". Before his prison stint, he was in the process of filming a reality TV series called Hollywood Dad and plans to resume shooting the show. The show's producer Brett Hudson explains, "Michael Lohan is a changed man. I've spoken to him often and I know it. The last time around, Michael would never admit he'd done anything wrong. Now, he not only admits his past mistakes, but he wants to right the wrongs he's done. And most of all he wants to get his family on track." Lindsay, who recently completed a stint in rehabilitation facility, is said to be considering reconciling with her father after he wrote her a heartfelt letter from jail asking for forgiveness earlier this year.

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Lindsay, who recently completed a stint in rehabilitation facility, is said to be considering reconciling with her father after he wrote her a heartfelt letter from jail asking for forgiveness earlier this year.

...and released it to the media for everyone to read. Yeah, he's a real stand-up guy.

Georgia Rule trailer.

Even if I wasn't a Lohan fangirl (yes, still, shut up), I would totally see this, because I am a sucker for this shit. And because Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman rock and rock hard.

I'd watch it. But did anyone else notice that in every single clip in that trailer, Lohan was wearing white?

Hee. I'm seeing it if only for the "Next time you call me a whore, I'm going to round up all your boyfriends and fuck them silly." I'm stealing that. Shes crazy as hell and makes me roll my eyes (Really Lindsay, another car accident?) but I do think shes a good actress. Plus Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman, Dermot Mulroney, Cary Elwes <<although hes supposed to be a perv in this film>> and Garrett Hedlund? I'm there.

QUOTE (jenelope @ March 15, 2007 03:59 pm)

I'd watch it. But did anyone else notice that in every single clip in that trailer, Lohan was wearing white?

I think she had a maroonish purple shirt for about five seconds. But yeah, mostly white.

I definitely want to see it, as it looks like mad fun.

Words of wisdom from Dina Lohan:

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Is Lindsay Lohan's mother a stage mom or a shrewd manager? In the April issue of Harper's Bazaar, Dina Lohan responds to mounting criticism that she's enabling her daughter's party lifestyle.

The magazine doesn't hit newsstands stands until March 27, but Usmagazine.com has a preview of the interview in which Dina, 44, sounds off on Paris, Britney, Brandon Davis and why she goes clubbing with her daughter.

On Lindsay Lohan's rehab:
"Lindsay had to fall and get up. I knew it was coming. I told her, but finally she was like, 'Mommy, I had to do it myself.' You can lead a horse to water. You can't make him drink."

On Paris Hilton:
"Some of these kids are just lost.Paris Hilton's mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids, and Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far. They're the American dream. They're the Trumps of the little world, these kids. Lindsay at 26 is not going to clubs! She's not. It's just not happening."

On Brandon Davis:
"I know Brandon. I know his mother. A beautiful woman. You know, if her son went off and went dark? Whatever he did, he did, and it was bad and it was disgusting. He doesn't have a dad who was always there. I don't judge someone until I walk in his shoes."

On Britney Spears:
"I don't know her mom. But I love this kid, and I feel so badly for her because I'm a mom. The girl is a beautiful kid. She married some guy just to get out of the limelight. Cut her some slack. Her mother, I'm surprised she didn't come forward. I'm not gonna sit back and go, You're gonna trash my kid? If my daughter was in high school, I would be at the principal's office. Hello?"

On going out with Lindsay:
"Listen to me: Lindsay would drag me, literally drag my loser butt there and say, 'I need you to know who these people are.' Yeah, she trusts my judgment. She's in such a whirlwind; she's in a tornado. I mean, we're talking serious earthquake, you know?...Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom! Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta's going to stick, okay?"

On the paparazzi:
"Look at me. Diana will happen again."

On her family:
"We're just so misunderstood. My sons are in sports; my daughters want to be actors. I was in the business, and I'm going to help them. You don't like that? I'm living the American dream."

Oh my god, that woman is so delusional.

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Words of wisdom from Dina Lohan:

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Look at me.

Says it all, doesn't it?

Jesus. That whole thing could go in Celebrity Dumb Quotes.

I neither like nor dislike Lindsay, but I do feel kinda sorry for her.

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QUOTE (Bubbles @ March 21, 2007 04:01 pm)

Words of wisdom from Dina Lohan:

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Look at me.

Says it all, doesn't it?

Somehow I don't see a state funeral, masses of flowers left at her home, a country in mourning, and an Oscar-nominated film all flowing like poetry from Dina's "Diana-like" death.

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On the paparazzi:
"Look at me. Diana will happen again."

What does that even mean?

She's going to abolish all royalty on Earth?

OMG RAGE.

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You know, you can't blame parents for kids

Well, kind of you can. In some cases. Like, say, YOURS, YOU FREAK.

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Lindsay at 26 is not going to clubs! She's not. It's just not happening.

I...wait. So it was okay at 17 and 18, but GOD FORBID she go to clubs at 26. What is this, Opposite Day?

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I'm living the American dream.

Bully for you, but what about your kids, Crazypants?

Jesus Lord I hate her.